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Definition:

Some South East Asian motherfucker Hindu whose parents were smart enough to birth him on birther rights in the United States. Motherfucker can't play sports: baseball, basketball, or football. Dude, worships cows, thinks bugs are his relatives, and that Karma is a bitch named Sarita. Guy thinks he can just waltz to the Presidency because of money. Not buying it. Pagan idolater.

Colloquialism:

There's Ramascammy doing the Obama Hussein act 2.0. Quit it Ramascammy we know your are a polytheist, pagan, infidel scammer.