Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Those shitty budget airlines that overcharge for carry on bags, and be training young pilots on your flight while you be cruising cross country through that turbulence.

Colloquialism:

"Dang, I nearly passed out on my last "Fear It" Airlines flight." "Fear It" Airlines fucking sucks! "Fear it" Airlines just canceled my flight. I only paid 20 dollars, but now I got to go back to the airport the next day. Why "Fear it" Airlines be flying turbulently with those underage pilots when I am onboard? Why Just Do It, when you can just "Fear it" Airlines!

by Buddy Pass 5 September, 2023

Definition:

When you set up an appointment and it becomes a complete fucking disappointment.

Colloquialism:

Talk about miscommunication. I set up an appointment and the Giolaser place cancels when I arrive. One thing I hate are "Disappointments!" I showed up, they didn't, what a fuckin' Disappointment!

by WTF is going on! 17 April, 2025

Definition:

A fake amendment that Joe Dimentia Biden thought he passed.

Colloquialism:

Did I really hear Joe Bye Done say he passed the 28th Amendment?

by Failed President 21 January, 2025

304

Definition:

Hoe spelled upside down.

Colloquialism:

Lots of 304 in Sydney!

by Sydney Stroller 6 June, 2024

Definition:

A five year marriage lease with prenupt and code of conduct agreements attached in the addendum.

Colloquialism:

"Hot damn, found me a keeper! Now we roll out the 5 Year Marriage-Lease!" Ladies & Gentlemen, I give thee a new concept: The 5 Year Marriage-Lease, a renewable contract with options and bonuses based on the divorce draft rules of engagement, wifely marriage performance; fidelity, teamwork, and future partnership objectives!

by The New York Drafters 9 November, 2023

Definition:

A derogatory term that Kendrick Lamar uses to mock the rapper Drake who being from the 6 (Toronto) and calling himself god is blasphemous like the Devil wanting to be Yahweh in the fall of Lucifer.

Colloquialism:

You not a 69 god, just an evil devil, prying on underage women, Canada boi,

by Ken Mar 8 September, 2024

86

Definition:

To eject from a bar. To exit. To leave the situation quick.

Colloquialism:

Yea, I'mma have to 86 you if you lose that ass. 86 that! Dude, she 86 me.

by Fastly Gone 21 August, 2024

Definition:

Broke ass losers

Colloquialism:

Broke is average. I straight up don't like Averagers, period! Averagers suck all around me.

by High Limit 15 October, 2023

Definition:

All the ladies a player be mac'n.

Colloquialism:

Boi he done slay numerous assualties.

by Play On 26 October, 2023

Definition:

Ohio State QB with a major gambling addiction and incarceration.

Colloquialism:

So you won the first time, don't do an Art Schlicter and waste your millions on a gambling addiction and go to jail for it.

by Anita Barney 31 January, 2025