Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Denigrating untalented girls who suck at soccer but think they are the next female activists. Don't live in reality. Think they are next Pele!

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No, I don't listen to fuckin' Pelemeninas! Nope, you can report on me all that you want! 41 year old dude vs. 8 year old Pelemenina loser bitch. Not fuckin' happening! And you think you are Pele? Fuck that shit. No respect here.

by VG Sun Cobertura 29 June, 2025

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Ohtani interpretor who stole millions to pay gambling debts.

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What the duck? Just heard about Ippei ripping off his client? What's new? Greedy interpretor steals baseball legend's baseball cards like takin' candy from a baby.

by Orel Hershiser 30 November, 2024

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When a guy puts an ugly woman in the utility box.

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She started getting clingy. Had to put her in the Friend Zone. Not cute enough! If a bitch tries to Friend Zone you, drop that snatch like a bad habit, put her on ice. Fuck that.

by Women Be Shopping 15 October, 2024

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Abuse

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Women be always calling out the Buse like I'm Gary Busey, when I'm expressin' myself like the Alpha Dog that I am.

by She Badly Right 4 July, 2025

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Someone you feel comfortable farting around.

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Will you be my Life Fartner?

by Gaseosa 3 August, 2024

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White people with felonies.

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My white nephew punched a guy out at a bar, now he's a Felony White like the rest. Felony Whites are everywhere but they hide in their white costumes, but I know they are still Felony Whites! Hahaha.

by So Criminal 10 August, 2023

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To marry height to create height for the progeny in athletics and modeling.

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The whole point is to Breed Up, not breed down. You get that! People be breeding down, when you supposed to be breeding up.

by Progeny 19 September, 2023

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White Westerner Atheists

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The Whiteners like Dan Barker, Michael Shermer, and Phil Zuckerman are total dumbass athiests.

by Jesus Christ is Messiah 14 February, 2024

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Hundred Dollar Bill

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Was in Houston and asked for a Texas Ten at the Bank of Houston.

by Port Arthur 16 June, 2024

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A company led by a fake cult like guru named Bikram that fooled its following into a hot yoga mess.

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My thoughts on the Bikram Yoga Scandal? Total joke. I want cold yoga, no hot yoga for me.

by Nope 30 August, 2024

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