Definition:
The artificial gulf between an author's wit, and a recipients inability to understand.
Colloquialism:
No matter how many times I tell the joke the Sarchasm is too wide to bridge between the hearers.
by Sports Vetting 27 July, 2024
Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary
Mockupedia is written by you.
Definition:
When fans are asked to participate during half time shows or the 7th innning stretch only to trip and fall during their dismal performances.
Colloquialism:
Triptafan look et'em wipe out. You mean the amino acid protein? Nah. The game of Triptafan happens all the with sports spectators.
by Spectrometer Read Outs 7 April, 2025
Definition:
Another annoying advertisement with a nerd selling a software product.
Colloquialism:
Yep, that Clickup Nerd Guy is so annoying on YouTube.
by Benjamins Baby 17 January, 2025
Definition:
Making money on your Name, Image, and Likeness (NIL).
Colloquialism:
There's that superstar makin' money on their name, image, and likeness.
by The Dealmaker 2 July, 2023
Definition:
Long African name for the murderer of Felicia Johnson.
Colloquialism:
Damn, dat is a mouthful ya dig. Chukwuebuka Nwubodo is one cold dude. Pray for the Johnson family.
by On the Run 26 August, 2024
Definition:
New immigrants to the country that can’t speak English right, and are either eating off the system or bilking the money supply.
Colloquialism:
Fuck The Grants just take everything. Man, I can't even recognize the country anymore, it's been Taken For Granted!
by Grant 26 June, 2023
Definition:
Martin Shkreli the disgraced pharmaceutical fund manager MSMB.
Colloquialism:
Pharma Bro served 6 years in prison. He should have got a lot more time. I hate Pharma Bro, totally Sux.
by American Greed 11 August, 2024
Definition:
You only live once.
by Party City 11 November, 2024
Definition:
The act of raising your cell phone in such a posture to stay incognito of the fact you are texting someone else in the presence of your companion.
Colloquialism:
Was on a dinner date with Victoria and all she was doing was Texturizing while we had dinner. I had to texturize after the sexercise because hottie alert was blowing up my phone.
by Two Way Pager 22 September, 2023
Definition:
The way Dominicans say New York Yankees.
Colloquialism:
Yankee lose! Jew York Jankees es mi favorita equipe. No me gusta Mets.
by Juan Soto 16 November, 2025