Definition:
Witch of Endor whom King Saul seeks divination to summon the spirit of Samuel.
Colloquialism:
I wonder how ugly the Bitch of Endor was? Most of yall pretty girls is actually the Bitch of Endor.
by Playertese 13 November, 2024
Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary
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Definition:
The uber driver who keeps your shit, when you leave a belonging in their car after the dropoff.
Colloquialism:
"Damn son, I just left my new white Nike thermo water bottle in the UberThieves car. Pisses me off!" "UberThieves be stealing my shit; dude I'll pay you for the returned item just do the honest thing UberThieves! Wanderson the UberThief be like, "Well, maybe you should not leave your thangs in my car; I'm not a nanny, I'm an UberThief. It's what I do, and I'm good at it. I never respond to lost and found Uber calls!"
by Losing Thangs in Uber Cars 9 September, 2023
Definition:
Going to jail only to get pardoned.
Colloquialism:
Everyone's famous now I guess on Tiktok? Not! I'll tell you if you go to prison and get presidentially pardoned you are a somebody in my books. Cuz, that's not easy to do. Foh reals, you a nobody unless you can be Presidentially Pardonable!
by Chris Lee 18 July, 2025
Definition:
A good lookin' woman with a great shape.
Colloquialism:
Nope, don't wanna a strong black woman, I jus' wanna a Thong Black Woman! Hahaha. Thong Black Woman tannin' on the beach in St. Lucia.
by Independent Woman 18 March, 2025
Definition:
Not the chinese food condiment, but ducking a situation before it gets real bad. To get out of dodge.
Colloquialism:
I always carry a bottle of Duck Sauce when I need to leave the scene real quick. Take a packet of Duck Sauce and ex-squeeze me later. Sayonara suckers, lickety split, I'm Duck Sauce.
by Luang Kalur 23 August, 2024
Definition:
Drug used to spike your drink in Colombia.
Colloquialism:
She asked to visit my apartment in Medellin, bring wine, and watch Netflix. Nice romance scam, and so you want to spike the wine, steal everything, and kill me at the same time with Scopalamine you evil satanic bitch. Go to hell.
by Know Better 13 December, 2024
Definition:
When a person is so tardy they be makin' you Wait Late.
Colloquialism:
Lack people be always so Wait Late!
by Slip Tardy 25 May, 2024
Definition:
White guys that make your stuff disappear. Disappearing acts.
Colloquialism:
There's a reason all the Vegas Magician are white, because they make things disappear. Good at making your shit disappear. All throughout history these Vegas Magician cause your shit to disappear. The gold, they steal it. The silver, they steal it. Your girl, they steal it. Your secrets, they steal it. Your research, they steat it and claim it is theirs. Your money, they steal it. Disappearing acts. That's what these guys are good at, making your wealth disappear. Don't let some Vegas Magician make your money disappear on you with false promises of wealth. If you want to make a rabit appear, sounds good you Vegas Magician, you try to make my money disappear Vegas Magician, we going throw you over the Hoover Dam.
by Larry Huch 17 November, 2023
Definition:
Often ugly woke female college students who try to dominate college discussion forums and are totally brainwashed like Elon Musk's daughter!
Colloquialism:
Dommunists be blurting out more nonsensical crap. I never listen to them anyways.
by Sounds Good To Me? 2 September, 2023
Definition:
The act of slighting each other under our breath or deep intentions that are negative. The manipulation of the mind to cause microaggressions towards others.
Colloquialism:
I sense their Secret Slights just like Jesus knew the thoughts of the people. What's with The Secret Slights? Just tell me how you feel, Katrina.
by Victoria Secret 8 July, 2023