Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Transferring a larger sum of money than you actually have in another account and draw on those funds.

Colloquialism:

Cheque Kiting is a common fraud that Frank Abagnale committed.

by Thefty Drysdale 18 August, 2024

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When a woman asks you nosy questions to learn your secret sauce.

Colloquialism:

Shut your trap, yap, I know you Along Came A Spider. I seen the movie.

by Alex Cross 6 August, 2024

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Folks that be greedy for sex.

Colloquialism:

There goes those Sluttons fiending for the booty bounce.

by Anonymous 26 June, 2023

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Scam Hindian Coding Language

Colloquialism:

Oh shit! Don't be get me started with fuckin' shitty JeetpeeT smelly bullshit mixed with feces and urine hindian language encoded with idolatrous lies and undeserving fake confidence that dudn't belong in the same room with the Truth. You better learn JeetpeeT before the Dus piss on you and scam to the top like Vivek Ramascammy and Minhaj Up the Butt and Meet the Thakurs!

by Beat The Jeet! 24 June, 2026

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Definition:

Imprisoned woman

Colloquialism:

Martha Jewart did some time. Home cooking show now in detention.

by Poboy Sandwich 28 September, 2024

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Definition:

Colombia

Colloquialism:

Cliff's right now in Tha Bia! Wish I was there at Club Med! Tha Bia! Always a great time.

by Laureles Estadio 15 November, 2024

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Definition:

A Norman system that doesn't work anymore.

Colloquialism:

Cash Bail? Get rid of it! He's not Bailable, I wouldn't.

by Judge Whoppner 24 August, 2024

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Definition:

Putrid undrinkable water from Tijuana.

Colloquialism:

Baby, you taste ass fresh ass Tijuana Spring Water!

by Cartel 11 April, 2025

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Definition:

Slang for the guy who is always tanning but getting burnt red hot like a lobster.

Colloquialism:

Simon The Tanner be all Lobsterized now.

by Jaffa Tanning Salon 2 July, 2023

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Definition:

Clickwrap agreements are long user agreements that steal all the rights of users from an internet companies web of control, deceit, and con game.

Colloquialism:

Couldn't read the 70 page user agreement, so just checked the box and signed my life away in the Clickwrap Slave Agreement to Satan's technorati.

by Slave New World 14 August, 2024

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