Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Homer Simpson's favorite bar, but can also be used to refer to a Muslim's favoriite drinking spot.

Colloquialism:

Joke, where do Mohammad, Ibn, and Karim like to get drunk at? Answer: Mo's Tavern!

by Sudway 25 July, 2024

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Liberal Portland Oregon Abortion laws.

Colloquialism:

Yea, I know a bitch who aborted her baby from Abortland. Hate that bitch. Killing innocent children. Did you mean Portland, Oregon? Yea, but we call it Abortland. Can mean really any city where psycho bitches be killing their kids. Abortland, geez that's funny.

by Masty Yimesgen 23 May, 2026

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Buying miracles with filthy lucre.

Colloquialism:

There goes the Catholics trying to buy miracles with prayer beads, talk about some weird kind of Simony! "Oh Simony! I just bought be a miracle with money that will perish."

by Simon Magus 7 July, 2023

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Obtaining medical records after a person's suspicious death at the hospital.

Colloquialism:

Pa's dead need to obtain the Deadical Records to see what malpractice just happened.

by Display Vidiots 16 November, 2025

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Blonde bombshell stripper gold digger scammer.

Colloquialism:

87 year old Howie got played by ANS.

by Open Your Eyes 2 July, 2023

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A hypergamous B rated actress entrapping rich men in her clutches.

Colloquialism:

Meghan Darkle is the fall of western civilization as we know it. Oh, so every women tryna be Meghan Darkle 2.0.

by Prince Barry 22 January, 2025

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People like Nicholas Alahverdian who are total frauds and claim they are Irish orphans when they are actually part of the Foster Care system.

Colloquialism:

Loster Care dude Nicholas Alahverdian is one sick delusional guy thinking that he's Arthur Knight. Lying about your identity is like joining Loster Care. So many people on the lost trail need Loster Care. Losers need traumatic assistance at Loster Care.

by Dr. Todd Grande 3 January, 2025

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The size of one's attic or how much a person is willing to tolerate, or even what the sanitary statistics provide for city waste.

Colloquialism:

What's the Crapacity for your attic? My Crapacity is tolerating no shit. What's the Crapacity Index for the city waste?

by Flux Crapacitor 26 July, 2024

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Definition:

Portland, Oregon

Colloquialism:

You want high grade? Go to Potland, Oregon! Great bud.

by Stoner Malone 29 October, 2024

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So broke it is hilariously funny.

Colloquialism:

Girl looks like a 10, but she her little rich act is a facade, she is actually Broke As A Joke!

by Broke Back Mountain 7 July, 2023

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