Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

The Indian Ron Jeremy look-alike in Artesia, California who works at the 7-Eleven.

Colloquialism:

Hey it's Pimpy Fob, fresh off the boat working at Circle K! Did you mean 7-Eleven? Yea, you right. 7-Eleven! It's Pimpy Fob at register 3.

by Walter Kronkite 9 December, 2024

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Definition:

When your government officials just let all the illegals take for the granted the system.

Colloquialism:

All these "grants" now living in the country are taking for granted what everyone else worked so hard to build over the centuries.

by Grant 26 June, 2023

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Definition:

To comedically mock a person at their expense in public with solid comedic humor.

Colloquialism:

The comedians definitly Roasterize his ass at the comedy roast on BET.

by Black Entertainment 4 August, 2024

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Definition:

Gay orgy, Sausage fest

Colloquialism:

Lumber Party on tonight.

by CFS Swingtown 14 November, 2025

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Definition:

Some South East Asian motherfucker Hindu whose parents were smart enough to birth him on birther rights in the United States. Motherfucker can't play sports: baseball, basketball, or football. Dude, worships cows, thinks bugs are his relatives, and that Karma is a bitch named Sarita. Guy thinks he can just waltz to the Presidency because of money. Not buying it. Pagan idolater.

Colloquialism:

There's Ramascammy doing the Obama Hussein act 2.0. Quit it Ramascammy we know your are a polytheist, pagan, infidel scammer.

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Definition:

Female drug addict.

Colloquialism:

Saw Jessica Habit smoked out, chaining and slaving away on hocaine.

by Dr. Snortley 24 December, 2025

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Definition:

When an average white women settles on one ugly ass nigga so they can have mixed kids.

Colloquialism:

There's that ugly bitch with that ugly nigga, now they makin' "Kid's Lack."

by Anonymous 26 June, 2023

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Definition:

Expensive food, small portions. Not appetizing. Waiters lie. Huge gratuity restuarants

Colloquialism:

Fuckin' "less-u-rants!" Everytime I order a food item at this resturant, it's like a gazillion dollars and like the tiniest smallest gourmet hors d'oeuvre. Damn, I came to eat for real, not cheat on my appetite at a "less-u-rant!" "Less-u-rants" be suckin! We ain't at a restaurant, but at a less-u-rant!

by Cheatin' On My Appetite 18 September, 2023

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Definition:

The act of canceling subscriptions from advertisers.

Colloquialism:

There is nothing more annoying than advertisers, and nothing more gratifying than to Unsubscribe from ALL of them.

by Torries 16 November, 2024

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Definition:

When Indians scam in the name of fake tech or false biomedical info.

Colloquialism:

Jeetroniks Scamateurs always phishing, scamming, and lying for the money.

by Patheticals 7 June, 2026

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