Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Domesticating your mule of a woman to perform wifely duties.

Colloquialism:

After you woo her and get on your farm, now you got to bitch train that mule. Oh, I love Bitch Training; it's the best part of the relationship.

by Bitch Mode 26 June, 2023

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Bougie people who like to show out what they have.

Colloquialism:

Meh, I don't care what dem Flaunters say.

by Thomas Heights 9 August, 2024

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When a guy puts an ugly woman in the utility box.

Colloquialism:

She started getting clingy. Had to put her in the Friend Zone. Not cute enough! If a bitch tries to Friend Zone you, drop that snatch like a bad habit, put her on ice. Fuck that.

by Women Be Shopping 15 October, 2024

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From the movie "Aladdin." What guys do to impress women.

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Hey Jazmine, I got a Bentley, a Mansion, and a Yacht, so you down for the Magic Carpet Ride? In the UAE, hot Somali bitches gone to the Gulf on the Magic Carpet Ride for sightseeing the Burj Khalifa, Dubai Fountain, and Palm Jumeirah.

by Fatima 5 August, 2024

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Drug infested, homeless place in the California desert where hobos live.

Colloquialism:

Slab City is hittin' the brakes.

by Cantil 11 September, 2024

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The act of playing off a woman or a wing man to get more off the opposite to like you.

Colloquialism:

I Playoff you and you, don't Playoff me. It's my Playoff, not yours. Always play the best in the playoffs!

by How to be a Player? 13 July, 2023

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All those fake products comin' from the stan countries like Pakistan! Or a fake person trying to be great when they are not the real Stan.

Colloquialism:

Fakestan be sounding ghetto fobulous, and now he selling fake purses, fake leather belts, and fake nikes.

by The Real Slim Shady 13 July, 2023

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Freedom of movement. Allowing people to be free and real in their own skin.

Colloquialism:

Freality works. Don't be held back by the unreal fakery.

by No Mo Shackles 8 September, 2023

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Definition:

Typically critical

Colloquialism:

You divorced to so why be so Typocritical?

by K. Diddly 20 November, 2024

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LGBTQ Islamic Lies

Colloquialism:

Nuff stop the Nobama Hussein. Either God or the devil? Jus moh Nobama Hussein!

by God Deliver Us 16 October, 2024

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