Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Don Lemon

Colloquialism:

Yall heard bout Don Gay Mon arrested in Minneaps?

by Jealousexual 31 January, 2026

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Pejorative term for a well known professional golfer.

Colloquialism:

So what's it like cheeting on your wife with 120 women? Felt great. Ya, damn right! Cheetah Goods that's my name, and don't wear it out. I'm all about using the slutter! I put it in the hole. Hellz yea I be Cheetah Goods!

by Mason Betha 23 October, 2024

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The act of garrulos, loquacious, talkative speech.

Colloquialism:

There's always that one guy who can't stop Multieloquenting. "Nicole, please stop with the Multieloquenting."

by Talk Easy 11 September, 2023

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Expression for having little money. Not the 8'11" guy.

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I used to have a lot of money but now I'm Robert Wadlow, my cash wad's been robbed. Dude, I'm Robert Wadlow, no money. She drained my bank account.

by Love Payments 27 April, 2025

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Mohammed is not a real prophet but a false prophet.

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Nohammed is the name of a false prophet in Islam who is an imposter and deceiver. Nohammed is the blasphemer. Uh, Nohammed! Duh, Nohammed!

by Jesus is Yahweh 8 December, 2023

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Manly Standards

Colloquialism:

I don't just have standards, I got manly standards. We call'em Mandards!

by Straight out of Floptown 30 May, 2025

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Nickname for economist maestro Milton Friedman.

Colloquialism:

Milton Greedmen is the inspiration for Gordon Gekko.

by Wausau Paper 27 August, 2024

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A college guy from Texas who is always getting it on.

Colloquialism:

There's Lusty Hardy at Carnal Village bangin' all the hotties.

by Lusty 26 June, 2023

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The people who follow heathen religions. Pagans.

Colloquialism:

Ya damn Pagans! I hate Religionists. Can you just believe in Christ? Makin' my life difficult.

by Religionists Suck 28 June, 2023

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To marry height to create height for the progeny in athletics and modeling.

Colloquialism:

The whole point is to Breed Up, not breed down. You get that! People be breeding down, when you supposed to be breeding up.

by Progeny 19 September, 2023

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