Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Debtors! No, not outstanding people in the sense of their incredibleness. No these are people that have outstanding debts and need to fucking pay up!

Colloquialism:

Dude, I am not running a charity, and yes I am a good person, but if I come across more outstanding human beings I'm going to have pull out some grenades and evict the enemy soldiers bunkering in my casa. I'm tired of the oustanding human beings. I'd rather have terrible people that pay on time than those outstanding human beings (debtors)!

by Pay up Jake 23 August, 2023

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Getting ripped off by a gypsy.

Colloquialism:

I met a gypsy once, and guess what? I got Gypped! Lost my wallet, phone, and watch.

by Got Ripped Off 7 September, 2023

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Not the university in California. Means the reprobates from Van Nuys, California who are into polyamory and hedonistic orgies in the porn industry.

Colloquialism:

Cal Poly started the polyamory including the Mormons and Moslems. What do Mormons and Moslems got in commmon? Answer: Cal Poly!

by Mike Adriano 19 November, 2024

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Mohammed is not a real prophet but a false prophet.

Colloquialism:

Nohammed is the name of a false prophet in Islam who is an imposter and deceiver. Nohammed is the blasphemer. Uh, Nohammed! Duh, Nohammed!

by Jesus is Yahweh 8 December, 2023

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The percentage rate for which a person, activity, or project will fail. Essentially, the fail rate.

Colloquialism:

His Failability rate is like 100%! The Failability readout is showing total failure. Not winning.

by Metrik Monster 24 August, 2024

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Definition:

Short italian man.

Colloquialism:

Shrimp Alfredo hit on my aunt in salerno. trust story. freddy my short cousin, we call him Shrimp Alfredo.

by Dinka Special 24 December, 2025

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Definition:

Nickname for Park Heights, Baltimore.

Colloquialism:

When I get my MLB contract I am saying goodbye to Brokemore!

by Mockupedia 24 June, 2024

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Definition:

Life is a hellish gamble.

Colloquialism:

“It’s not paradise, but you still got to rolle the dice"

by Roll the Dice 28 June, 2023

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Definition:

A marriage arrangement designed to bankrupt you at the end of the term!

Colloquialism:

Hey john , have you heard of the new investment? I just signed up to the special 25 yr term - Dollar Loss Marriaging, guaranteed to make you bankrupt! How fucking great is that?

by pronob sarker 9 July, 2023

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Definition:

Samson's first Philistine wife who was the cause of his mockery, and married his best man after their wedding.

Colloquialism:

Hey Philistine Wife, quit crying for 7 days, "you hate me, you do not love me" B.S. Quit pressing me so hard for riddle. You suck. Hey Philistine Wife, so you now marriee my Best Man after our divorce? What kind of petty Philistine Wife are you?

by Shit is Real 4 August, 2024

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