Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

A Pimp and his Prostitute.

Colloquialism:

Saw Drugs Bunny & Jessica Rabbit sippin on Syzzurp and lighting carrots at the Block in Baltimore.

by Mockupedia 23 June, 2024

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The worst position in baseball.

Colloquialism:

Man, I feel sorry for That Guy! His girlfriend is one mean Bitcher. Would never want to live in that nappy dugout.

by Jugs Light Flight 3 June, 2024

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Definition:

Law school.

Colloquialism:

One would think lawyers are trained to know the law. No they went to Lie School because denying the obvious is as white as you can get.

by Kelly Dove 24 October, 2025

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Some South East Asian motherfucker Hindu whose parents were smart enough to birth him on birther rights in the United States. Motherfucker can't play sports: baseball, basketball, or football. Dude, worships cows, thinks bugs are his relatives, and that Karma is a bitch named Sarita. Guy thinks he can just waltz to the Presidency because of money. Not buying it. Pagan idolater.

Colloquialism:

There's Ramascammy doing the Obama Hussein act 2.0. Quit it Ramascammy we know your are a polytheist, pagan, infidel scammer.

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When older women be trying to look like they are in their 20's.

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There's Marlene, lookin' all Grandma Cute. 42 and already has a grandkid. Hahaha. Yep, she's Grandma Cute at 55.

by 40 and Over 1 July, 2023

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A fat kid named Bobby.

Colloquialism:

Come to find out that Blobby was diagnosed with asthma, and all this time we thought he was a fat ass!

by Dauphin Island 3 August, 2024

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When a company executive lies and says they put a bulk of their money into Research and Development when in truth they are filling their pockets.

Colloquialism:

Temenos on dat R&D Jabber, me I'm not buying it one bit.

by Hindenburg 11 August, 2024

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Definition:

When your condominium management and HOA go Nazi on you with highly restrictive measures, and heavy reporting of any minor incidence, while charging you erroneous fees without any kind of proof.

Colloquialism:

Park Avenue has turned into Dark Avenue after Covid19! Dark Avenue Condominiums is worse than a run down apartment complex! I thought I was living at a luxury midrise condo! No, I fucking live at Dark Avenue!

by Condo Ownership Sucks! 9 July, 2023

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Baseball term: Batting .200 or less. Basically, you are having a sucky season. You probably will be benched or go on assignment for hitting so poorly.

Colloquialism:

Jackson Hammond is hitting below the Mendoza Line, he's due for assignment.

by Liner Mendoza 27 July, 2023

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Definition:

The heavily accented and annoying Indian guy on Youtube who talks about alpha meditative waves.

Colloquialism:

Damn, the Alpha Meditative Hindu Guy is on YouTube again. What a scammer?

by Delta Sigma 14 January, 2025

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