Definition:
A Russian dictator who will cause WW3.
Colloquialism:
Vladimir Rasputin is my hero. Can't wait for WW3. I got front row tickets to Russia vs. Ukraine part 3! I'm routing for Ivan Drago!
by Rocky Balboa 1 September, 2023
Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary
Mockupedia is written by you.
Definition:
Restricted Distractions
Colloquialism:
I hate Restractions.
by Mateo Slumani 19 December, 2023
Definition:
What men actually want in a relationship.
Colloquialism:
Bitch, the only thing I want to do is Fuck & Travel. Sorry, not buying you a house near your parents, we only Fuck & Travel. Nope, not buying that shit.
by Luv Jones 26 July, 2024
Definition:
Obsessed science fiction writers who want AI to completely replace humans. An industry that is ransack with directors and producers who lie for a living. Weak blonde women that think they run the world. A grossly selfish business that exploits young children, and is obsessed with white ambitions of colonizing Mars.
Colloquialism:
Did you read about the next Hollyweird scandal? Hollyweird has become Queird!
by Mr. Quids 31 August, 2023
Definition:
The intoxicating delusion that unbelieving white crackas drink believing in UFO sightings, colonizing Mars, evolution, darwinism, scientology, new age, Harry Potter, witchcraft, atheism, agnosticism, incessant drug use, and sun tan lotion.
Colloquialism:
White people be on that Cracka-Cola shit with all their new Crackisms.
by Crackisms 11 September, 2023
Definition:
Students in college that don't know anything.
Colloquialism:
And you expect the Whodonts? To know something? I don't listen to Whodonts.
by Alien Lives Matter 23 December, 2025
Definition:
Serial Killer Mexican-American
Colloquialism:
Aurora "Michael" needs to stop killing desperate old men looking for love. Extradite that bitch!
by Love Scam 24 February, 2025
Definition:
When your Government spends money on ventures that only turn into cash burns.
Colloquialism:
Your government will spend all its money on Debtronix Ventures that end up nowhere!
by The Numbers Don't Make Sense 26 June, 2025
Definition:
A horrible, atrocious female wannabee rapper who stole 4.5 billion of bitcoin with Russian boyfriend accomplice Lichtenstein.
Colloquialism:
You go down in history as the worst rapper ever. Stop! You suck at rapping. Worse than that Opie Razzle Khan.
by Exploiting Losers 7 August, 2024
Definition:
A highly controlling evil social media founder.
Colloquialism:
Dark Fuckerberg sucks! Hate that bastard Dark Fuckerberg. What do you get with money, a social network, and one crazy looney tune? Answer: Dark Fuckerberg.
by Dark Fuckerberg 26 June, 2023