Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Never going to happen. Waiting and waiting months but nothing has materialized. No payout. No deadline met.

Colloquialism:

Brett, we're in the month of Neveruary! Iv'e waited months and Neveruary is round the corner. Thanks for never delivering! When's your birthday? Neveruary, right?

by Osei Collection 15 February, 2026

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A guy who dates ugly women but thinks he's a pimp daddy and brags about his fugly relationships.

Colloquialism:

I saw his girlfriend, and I must confess he's the Gimp Ratty, not the pimp daddy, verified.

by Orlando Tragic 28 August, 2023

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Definition:

White people

Colloquialism:

Who iz dem Shooters? White terrorists. White on white crime. Tyler Robinsons! Now here's to you Misses Robinson! Shooters running off the roof. Shooter here, Shooter there!

by Death Penalty 15 September, 2025

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Definition:

Every Sports Player is Negro!

Colloquialism:

Seems like everyone is black on ESPN these days.

by Negro Leagues 2 July, 2023

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Definition:

Disposal income for wine, women, and song.

Colloquialism:

Forget the trust fund for my nepo babies, spending that Lust Fund before my heirs blow my hardwork and genius on drugs, booze, and hookers. you gotta have a Lust Fund when living in amsterdam.

by Van Damme These Bitches! 31 December, 2025

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Definition:

All those terrible business arrangements that mess up your finances.

Colloquialism:

I'm about Blessings from Above, not Lessings From Below! Dem heathens got Lessings From Below!

by Net Neutrality 2 December, 2023

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Definition:

Celebrity grandmas living off the glory days 30 years ago.

Colloquialism:

Too many LisaRayes on the internet trying to run hypergamy as though it's gone out of style. No, I don't listen to LisaRayes unless they really got it, and that's few and far between.

by Player's Club 31 December, 2024

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Definition:

Booty countries (ass factories) that grow the best home grown ass around the globe.

Colloquialism:

The ass factories in Brazil, Dominican Republic, Colombia have world renown Assplants. If you want a homegrown latin booty then visit the South American Assplants.

by Booty Booty Booty 13 July, 2023

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Definition:

The science of getting an erection.

Colloquialism:

I was at the Hardiology department and they prescribed me Mambo! Hahaha.

by Lou Bega 27 June, 2024

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