Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

New Agers who got played by the Hindus and Buddhists, and have become total crackpots.

Colloquialism:

It's just Crackpot Central! Oh yea, I saw an episode of Crackpot Central, was hideous to say The Least. Listening to white crackpots talk about their Ayuahasca events is funny. You don't need pychedelics to be a crackpot! Just tune into Crackpot Central.

by Looney Toons 5 February, 2025

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A rich, powerful, or important man · (formerly) a European who made a fortune in the Orient, esp in India · another name for a nawab.

Colloquialism:

I seen plenty of Nabob in my time getting rich off of rice, spice, and ice.

by Mowgli Brotha 5 October, 2024

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Down to nothing. when satan attacks your finances on all sides so you lack everything.

Colloquialism:

Man, i'm feelin' the satanic Lack Attack right naw. what de problem? Lack Attack meh problem.

by Demon Wayans 11 December, 2025

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Being That Thing.

Colloquialism:

You gotta be the goodness, the greatness, the Thatness.

by Boss Moves 12 February, 2026

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When Aboriginees be living the fab life in Sydney or Melbourne.

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Was down under in bloody Australia and was gambling at the Star Casino in Sydney when I came across a Faboriginee clockin' dollars at the Keno. Dat blonde headed Faboriginee is cavely cool.

by Outback Steakhouse 31 July, 2024

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Truck that carries chemicals

Colloquialism:

No Hazmat on the highway.

by Truck U! 28 June, 2024

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Devilish Hindians who cheat, lie, con, and scam for money.

Colloquialism:

Yep, Jeetus Iscariot betrayed me! Jeetus Iscariot will you be the first to testify against the christ? Jeetus Iscariot lies so much i believe he is telling the truth.

by Lies 4 a Living! 25 December, 2025

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Fake story that Adam had a second wife named Lilith.

Colloquialism:

The polyamorists claim the Lilith Myth is true. Not even close.

by Unbiblicals 18 January, 2026

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Gettin' pussy on demand.

Colloquialism:

He plays shortstop for the Yankees, that position will earn him a lot of Tommy Hilfinger with that.

by Money Works 30 July, 2024

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The inevitable moment when a false Christian declares their apostasy to the faith.

Colloquialism:

So I knew Dan Barker would be signing a letter and Apostdate it at some point in the future! Wa la more Apostdates!

by Losing my religion 11 September, 2023

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