Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Cam Model or Porn Star

Colloquialism:

You don't have to be a Mattress Actress, but that's what you chose baby. Hahaha:). She's not a star, just a Mattress Actress. What about being a real GF instead of a Mattress Actress?

by Produce Her 26 November, 2024

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How accented Spanish speaking people say the English word dinner.

Colloquialism:

Hey Sanhouse it's dinner not Deener. Deener? What da hell is dat? Yea, I love eating Deener!

by Julio Gulio 14 April, 2025

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The dumb asses that drop your phone and cause cracks and dents on your new phone.

Colloquialism:

There's phone breaker at it again breaking my new iPhone. How awesome to have a phone breaker as a relative? I don't have kids, I have little Phone Breakers! Your not my sister, you are just a little phone breaker!

by Sherice 13 July, 2023

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Definition:

Payback for 400 years of oppression.

Colloquialism:

I definitepy believe in Payblack, reparations, and payments until every wrong is made right. Payblack is a bitch!

by Palenquero 25 December, 2024

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People who don't contribute.

Colloquialism:

She's effin Dead Weight. Not on the payroll, contributes nothing, no value.

by Chet Steadmen 14 August, 2024

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Definition:

Using sensitive material and blackmailing a person for a ransom or compensation.

Colloquialism:

Sextortion scams are up these days.

by Scamateur 5 November, 2024

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The fake Jehovah Witness book that claims to be God's Word.

Colloquialism:

Jovah Libel be slandering the truth. Jovah's be tryna push their Jovah Libel on we. Not happening!

by Slandering Blasphemer 5 October, 2023

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Definition:

Falling asleep after the dopamine hit.

Colloquialism:

Dude, went into a Sex Coma after the Bone Dance.

by Dopamine Hits 12 December, 2023

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The region across the Jordan River from Jericho where Israel invaded the land of Canaan in the book of Joshua.

Colloquialism:

Where's that shitty place those Israelites cross into Jordan from Jericho? Oh, I rememba called, "Shittim." Shittim must've been a smelly place by the name of it. Lots of shittimites from Shittim I guess, right?

by Dung Gate 25 November, 2024

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Definition:

A junk grade investment.

Colloquialism:

Failed developers don't sell real estate, they sell lies to get more money for their Ponzi schemes, it's called a Triple C Investment - Avoid and stay away.

by Junker Clunker 19 August, 2024

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