Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Idiots that can't understand basic requests.

Colloquialism:

No, Jaskiwinder at Walmart where the fuck is the Rogaine? Are you from Dumb Fuck Central? It's Minoxidil! Not Minerva or Trimurti you Dumb Fuck Central.

by Superstar 7 November, 2024

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Definition:

Shocking Moment

Colloquialism:

What a shocking moment?

by Shock it to Me! 6 July, 2023

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The safety guy from the hood or the country that a women keeps as backup if her relationship with All Star goes south.

Colloquialism:

Bree is a single mother from Cali living in Phoenix, and is dating All Star on minor the league team, but watch see it don't work out and she'll be wifing up with Backup John sooner than later.

by Streets Raised Me 1 August, 2023

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A transgender singer

Colloquialism:

Why's her singing voice so deep? Oh, I just figured it out, Mariah Barry! You mean like Barry White? Nah, more like on the level of, "Bariah Harry."

by Saturday's Our Anniversary 29 October, 2024

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Definition:

The times of great delusion in our world.

Colloquialism:

Hello world, we livin' in the Daze of Deception, and that strong delusion is no illusion.

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Indian girls with entitled arrogant attitudes.

Colloquialism:

There goes the arrogant Saritas at the Indian party in Houston. So insecure and so Sarita!

by University of Houston 23 July, 2023

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Being shot in cold blood. Assassinated.

Colloquialism:

He was Kirked! You mean assassinated by a hit man? Yes, the guy got Kirked. Every year, more people get Kirked in the name of religion.

by Tyler Robinson 21 November, 2025

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Definition:

Mall Worker Syndrome. 9-5er mentality.

Colloquialism:

Mall workers suck—too much Department Complex.

by Mockupedia 29 May, 2024

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A bitcoin exchange that was hacked in 2014, and the founder Mark Karpelis was found guilty of falsifying financial records.

Colloquialism:

Mt. Gox was big news in 2014. We all were there when it collapsed.

by Collapse 30 August, 2024

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Definition:

The people that don't have real careers.

Colloquialism:

She's not a professional. Look, see, here we a nofessional claming some level of greatness.

by Undecided 12 August, 2023

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