Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

American city known for crime, ghetto living, litter, graffiti, and hot humid summers, and bare cold winters albeit some nice suburban neighborhoods and solid churchfolk.

Colloquialism:

Faultimore has its problems. Faultimore is the cheaper option to expensive D.C. Faultimore's public school system ranks at the near bottom.

by D.C. Living 24 August, 2023

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Denigrating untalented girls who suck at soccer but think they are the next female activists. Don't live in reality. Think they are next Pele!

Colloquialism:

No, I don't listen to fuckin' Pelemeninas! Nope, you can report on me all that you want! 41 year old dude vs. 8 year old Pelemenina loser bitch. Not fuckin' happening! And you think you are Pele? Fuck that shit. No respect here.

by VG Sun Cobertura 29 June, 2025

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Fuckin' so hard you break the slats on the bed.

Colloquialism:

Me and ole girl be Breakin' the Slats.

by Slat Breaker 26 June, 2023

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Definition:

Terms and conditions that are small in writing.

Colloquialism:

I know a many of good men, who have been lost in The Fine Print!

by Ben Doyle 19 August, 2024

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An Arab guy who has to pay his third wife alimony.

Colloquialism:

Hi, I'm Ali Mani, baby can you be patient? I have to pay my third wife alimony (ali mani).

by 18 Year's of Alimony 13 July, 2023

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Delusional women who got botox the first time thinking it would make them beautiful, and now they claim they are not being fake but original.

Colloquialism:

Botox Barbie so fake. Now, she thinks she is original. Botox Barbie is one fuckin' dumbass. Avoid.

by Loops 21 July, 2025

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Some middle-class white chick who is super entitled or demanding beyond the scope of what is normal, and always calls the manager.

Colloquialism:

There goes Karen on aisle 8 now wanting the manager because the beans are not stacked right in the row. Karen is in the park calling the cops on black folks for no good reason. Damn, these Karen's are total arrogant bitches.

by Anonymous 26 June, 2023

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Fat people that have been through a lot of battles in life!

Colloquialism:

Aight, I can see dem fatty mcgaddy's have been through a lot of Fattles in life!

by Bad Year Blimp 16 August, 2025

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The Orlando Product. A talented latin ballplayer, shortstop from Orlando, Florida.

Colloquialism:

Gutie is a living legend from the O-Town. That be Orlando, Florida for y’all that don't know our lingo. Gutie be like already on third with a triple. Gutie be like turning a double play before you get out the batter's box. That's a Gutie play right there - smooth and efficient.

by OrlandKnow 3 July, 2023

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Definition:

Point of Sale tipping machines that opt you into a fake service.

Colloquialism:

Say no to Tipflation. Fuck Tipflation. I'm out.

by POS 9 August, 2024

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