Definition:
Acting engaged or attendance to an online meeting when in reality you don't care.
Colloquialism:
I put on the act of Pretendance for my online HOA meetings.
by Weebo 17 August, 2024
Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary
Mockupedia is written by you.
Definition:
Evil sexy bitches
Colloquialism:
She's one hot Sinnerella
by Rev Do Wrong 12 September, 2024
Definition:
Mean way of saying go away, I don't care, not interested, leave me alone.
Colloquialism:
Fuck A Duck you square. I'm not catering to you.
by Mallard 14 August, 2024
Definition:
When numerous amounts of Sadvertisements all come on your phone screen causing you to get really angry.
Colloquialism:
"Damn Social Greedia Sadvertisers be pissing me off with super long ads!" "Dude, I'm trying to press Skip Ad, but totally stuck with these Sadvertisements annoying the hell out of me." Social Greedia is another horrible reality of the internet. I hate Social Greedia!
by Skip Jack 14 September, 2023
Definition:
A location where you have as much as you need to swear as much as you need to release your deepest frustrations in life.
Colloquialism:
TimeSwear is a genius app. Where's TimeSwear? I need to fuckin' vent, there's a TimeSwear, good I'm there now.
by Cussaholic 9 August, 2024
Definition:
People who think they are influencers when in reality nobody cares, and what they really doing is sinning up a storm of Sinfluence on judgment day.
Colloquialism:
Sinfluencers be sinfluencing like they be thinkin' they some kind of Sinfluencer on Instagram, when they only sinning for attention that nobody likes.
by Keepin' it Real 4 September, 2023
Definition:
When a software start up founder does nothing for the company. Sits on the sidelines to collect a check when the company gets acquired or IPO's.
Colloquialism:
I didn't think it would come to this but Jay is doing the Eduardo Saverin Style on me. Not cool. Time to call an attorney and dilute those shares like the Social Network.
by Dark Fuckerberg 5 September, 2025
Definition:
The most mediocre of them all.
Colloquialism:
There's nothing more mediocre than the new grants in the country. Mediocrates is bad at just about everything. Mediocrates is the worst scholar Aristotle's Academy at the Groves.
by Averagers 21 October, 2024