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Definition:

White Westerner Atheists

Colloquialism:

The Whiteners like Dan Barker, Michael Shermer, and Phil Zuckerman are total dumbass athiests.

by Jesus Christ is Messiah 14 February, 2024

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Using your brain or know how to solve a puzzling problem with ease, but not scamming.

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I used a Mid-level Hack to get commandeer the system.

by Eddie Tipton 16 August, 2024

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A disturbing fake technology whereby a person would have to go under anesthesia to implant bluetooth into the back of their ear.

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Don't call me, I'll call you! I'm out. Not wearing the Ionic Ear implant, you crackpot.

by Darren Johnson 28 August, 2024

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Short for the city of Minneapolis

Colloquialism:

I want a Somali Learing Center too in Minneaps. Minneaps is mighty duck city.

by Two Way Hockey 31 January, 2026

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Portuguese word for alcoholic.

Colloquialism:

She's one Alcoólatra.

by Fabiana 18 September, 2024

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People who keep up the Jonese's.

Colloquialism:

Debt Master Flash and Debt Grantham only know how to waste money.

by Evil White People 13 November, 2025

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Serial Killer Mexican-American

Colloquialism:

Aurora "Michael" needs to stop killing desperate old men looking for love. Extradite that bitch!

by Love Scam 24 February, 2025

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Slsng for Lord have mercy.

Colloquialism:

Lahd Hammercy! People is trifling. I try to focus on the good but Lahd Hammercy da worl' is messy.

by Devil's Ass 24 April, 2026

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To purposefully date unbelievers in hopes of planting seeds into their life on the Jesus Christ conversion train.

Colloquialism:

Evangedate? Oh yea! All the time. My favorite hobby. Let's go out. Baby got Bible. I'm out. Did my job!

by Christian Player 23 June, 2025

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Crazy billionaire fantasy to populate Mars.

Colloquialism:

Can't make this shit up. Atheists forgot about the people of the Earth and decided to listen lunatic crazy Elon Mars on the mission to populate an inhospitable planet.

by Faturn and Stupider 31 May, 2025

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