Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Florida slang for a hundred dollar bill.

Colloquialism:

Hand me a Hundid patna.

by Lorida Boi 12 June, 2024

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Definition:

Expensive food, small portions. Not appetizing. Waiters lie. Huge gratuity restuarants

Colloquialism:

Fuckin' "less-u-rants!" Everytime I order a food item at this resturant, it's like a gazillion dollars and like the tiniest smallest gourmet hors d'oeuvre. Damn, I came to eat for real, not cheat on my appetite at a "less-u-rant!" "Less-u-rants" be suckin! We ain't at a restaurant, but at a less-u-rant!

by Cheatin' On My Appetite 18 September, 2023

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A fake wannabe Brasilian girl, who wears thongs on the beaches of Rio de Janeiro but is actually from Argentina, Venezuala or somewhere else.

Colloquialism:

They be wearing the Brazilian bikini colors, but those falsoleiras are obvious as fuck.

by Falsoleira 26 June, 2023

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Definition:

Female felons that have a name like Monica, Salonika, or Veronica.

Colloquialism:

Japonica, Thessalonica, Monica, Felonica, Veronica, and Cronica need to get their records expunged.

by Tronika 12 August, 2024

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Definition:

Weight loss drug.

Colloquialism:

Suggestion: Prescribe Ozempic for all of North Carolina, Texas and Louisianna.

by Price Gauging 24 September, 2024

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Definition:

When old women talk at restaurants about the guilty feelings of not being everything for their childen.

Colloquialism:

Man, I'm just tryin' to eat my tacos but had to overhear the Maternal Guilt of the grannies talkin' about why they feel they coudn't add up.

by Unreasonable Conscience 26 August, 2024

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Definition:

The US, Canada, and Greenland becoming one unified economic bloc, like the European Union.

Colloquialism:

Hell yea I believe in The American Union. Subsidizing Canada to the tune of 250 billion a year ain't working. American Imperialism is back on the table. Time for The American Union Army to win another decisive battle.

by Robert E. Lee 18 January, 2025

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Definition:

Typically critical

Colloquialism:

You divorced to so why be so Typocritical?

by K. Diddly 20 November, 2024

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Definition:

National Championships

Colloquialism:

UConn got 5 Nattys in 25 years. Yep, they are a blue blood, but it's that old school blue collar that makes them the Nat King Cole.

by De Blues 9 December, 2023

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Definition:

Cutting off crazy Jane Doe from your life by blocking her texts, calls, email, social media, and stalking.

Colloquialism:

You thought I said, "block chain?" Nah, said, "Block Jane" like I'mma have to Block Jane and put a restraining order on her for crazy test messages at 2:02 am and love letters to my email inbox, and secret stalking of my social media. How much Block Jane you invested in?

by Walkie Talkie 23 January, 2025

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