Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Nickname for Denzel Washington.

Colloquialism:

I'm going to start calling you, "Zel Wa" after the actor Denzel Washington. Denzel realized he didn't like his slave name: Washington, so now he is our official tribal leader Zel Wa. Now, all of you can find the Zel Wa in you! Hahaha.

by Kerry Washington 9 August, 2024

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A terrible CEO that was fired by Starbucks in 2024.

Colloquialism:

Relaxman Narisimcard get a nice bonus for what? Failing! Relaxman Narisimcard Sux balls.

by SBUX 8 September, 2024

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Definition:

When a software founder hits a home run with a winning idea.

Colloquialism:

Wa la, Comment Buy is a perfect Saas. Where I'm from we call that a "Founder Pounder!"

by Finding Nemo 19 August, 2024

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Every Sports Player is Negro!

Colloquialism:

Seems like everyone is black on ESPN these days.

by Negro Leagues 2 July, 2023

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Definition:

Investing time, money, and energy in a young woman only to see the Bedroom Payout.

Colloquialism:

I am talking to a 19 year old Angolan hottie, I can't wait til the Maturity Date!

by Time & Chance 14 July, 2023

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Definition:

Point of Sale tipping machines that opt you into a fake service.

Colloquialism:

Say no to Tipflation. Fuck Tipflation. I'm out.

by POS 9 August, 2024

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The Indian Ron Jeremy look-alike in Artesia, California who works at the 7-Eleven.

Colloquialism:

Hey it's Pimpy Fob, fresh off the boat working at Circle K! Did you mean 7-Eleven? Yea, you right. 7-Eleven! It's Pimpy Fob at register 3.

by Walter Kronkite 9 December, 2024

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Definition:

No money; no capital.

Colloquialism:

What's in your wallet? Capital None!

by Pay Less 14 January, 2026

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A reserve bank account designed to pay for all the stupidity you will have to pay in this world indicative of your stupidity or the stupidity of others.

Colloquialism:

Had to make anotha draw from the Stupid Account for all the stupid choices of the human race, I included. Oh yea, I keep at least 10k in my Stupid Account for idiotville.

by Scammers Paradise 18 July, 2024

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Definition:

Crackpots. Total Psychopaths

Colloquialism:

Every fake religious leader out there is a Quacktard. What are Quacktards? The guys that quack stupid statements with those tardy lips.

by Teaching Wrong 11 June, 2025

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