Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

All the lies that Liedolaters believe in.

Colloquialism:

Hindus are gross Liedolaters who are full of Liedolatry. Muslims think they believe in one god. No dude, you believe Liedolatry because anything you worship that is not Jesus is a fake god. Satan hides in Liedolatry.

by Third World Religion Sux 18 December, 2023

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The annoying wing girl coach on YouTube ads.

Colloquialism:

Damn, it's Marney, again. That stupid fuckin' bitch. Rhymes with Barney! Nobody cares about dat Marney, trash.

by Meat Sauce 29 January, 2025

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Definition:

The act of not answering a text and blocking the number temporarily or permanently.

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I Won't Answer; Only Block that stupid question of yours. Death threats? Won't Answer; Only Block!

by Asks Stupid Questions 23 July, 2024

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Definition:

Not For Long!

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Mon's NFL, only did a year after ACL, Meniscus, and 2 concussions. It's NFL.

by Injury Update 29 August, 2024

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Definition:

Losers that use AI to have friends.

Colloquialism:

I saw a youtube video and decided "I love gaming," and now I have a virtual girlfriend who I pay to be my friend, because I am a fucking loser in life. I don't care that I am getting played by the AI creators, because I am in love with my computer, and don't live in any sense of reality.

by AI Joker Scam 30 August, 2023

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The real name of a supermarket in Brazil.

Colloquialism:

What the duck? I just came across a market called Super Mobydick in Brazil. Girl at the super market says, "You gotta a rather large Super Mobydick, can I check you out?

by Jaws 18 April, 2025

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An incredibly biased Hindu robot, that is programmed by the Dus to thwart Christianity by using New Age lightworkers!

Colloquialism:

HinduBot will hack your computer, erase your data, and eliminate your accomplishments.

by Satan Diabolical 30 August, 2024

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Definition:

Gervonta "Tank" Davis Moslem name.

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Is it Abdul Jabbar or Abdul Wahid? All I know is Tank Davis will knock you out.

by Boxrec 19 September, 2024

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Definition:

The uber driver who keeps your shit, when you leave a belonging in their car after the dropoff.

Colloquialism:

"Damn son, I just left my new white Nike thermo water bottle in the UberThieves car. Pisses me off!" "UberThieves be stealing my shit; dude I'll pay you for the returned item just do the honest thing UberThieves! Wanderson the UberThief be like, "Well, maybe you should not leave your thangs in my car; I'm not a nanny, I'm an UberThief. It's what I do, and I'm good at it. I never respond to lost and found Uber calls!"

by Losing Thangs in Uber Cars 9 September, 2023

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Definition:

Feeling good again from the discomfort of doing your business.

Colloquialism:

Coast is clear. Release the pounds. Bowels flushed. I'm in the Dumpfort Zone! Go Miralax and Magnesium Citrate.

by Senor Dumps 29 November, 2025

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