Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Gunman at the Trump Assassination attempt in Pennsylvania.

Colloquialism:

Matt Who Crooks is one crooked white devil. That Crazy Cracka Matt Who Crooks be killin' folks, thank God he's crooked path sent him off the earth.

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An expression to say you are going to meet a person at a specific location but the rendezvous is designed to meet person's of the other sex or other people in tandem.

Colloquialism:

Are we meeting in Thailand? Cool, See Ya Them!

by Jibrones 21 February, 2026

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Definition:

The awkward guys who wear swim fins in public swimming pools.

Colloquialism:

Scene out of movie but nah for real I saw a "Swim Finner pool swimmer" dude at my resort condominium pool.

by Unbelievably True 1 September, 2023

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A fat athlete.

Colloquialism:

Yo, I don't know if those players is real athletes, cuz they be lookin' like Fatletes. Son, you claim to be an athlete, but lookin' more like a Fatlete.

by Fatlete Footed 26 June, 2023

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Definition:

The size of one's attic or how much a person is willing to tolerate, or even what the sanitary statistics provide for city waste.

Colloquialism:

What's the Crapacity for your attic? My Crapacity is tolerating no shit. What's the Crapacity Index for the city waste?

by Flux Crapacitor 26 July, 2024

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Definition:

No money; no capital.

Colloquialism:

What's in your wallet? Capital None!

by Pay Less 14 January, 2026

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What men actually want in a relationship.

Colloquialism:

Bitch, the only thing I want to do is Fuck & Travel. Sorry, not buying you a house near your parents, we only Fuck & Travel. Nope, not buying that shit.

by Luv Jones 26 July, 2024

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Definition:

Darwinian Evolution.

Colloquialism:

The White Cancer spread from Europe round the world into the minds of people of color. The Devil is a white man named Darwin, and his White Cancer infected the world.

by Shaka Zulu 30 January, 2025

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Definition:

Less responsibility

Colloquialism:

Why get married to a bridezilla? I prefer Lessponsibility.

by Holla, We Want Prenupt! 16 January, 2026

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Definition:

Poor management

Colloquialism:

Ain't management, just Damagement on arrival.

by Landlord 12 August, 2024

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