Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

When you set up an appointment and it becomes a complete fucking disappointment.

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Talk about miscommunication. I set up an appointment, and the Giolaser place cancels when I arrive. One thing I hate are "Disappointments!" I showed up, they didn't, what a fuckin' Disappointment!

by WTF is going on! 17 April, 2025

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Vehicle booting is a parking enforcement technique in which a large metal wheel clamp is secured onto one of the car’s wheels for excess car tickets owed above $350.

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Hate the Car Booting companies. Call me the Boot Girls. Get this dern metal boot off my car.

by Girls from Buckhead 29 August, 2024

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Gunman at the Trump Assassination attempt in Pennsylvania.

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Matt Who Crooks is one crooked white devil. That Crazy Cracka Matt Who Crooks be killin' folks, thank God he's crooked path sent him off the earth.

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The white prison of hate that people of color must endure because the European oppressors still want to rule the world like Klause Hitler Schwabb and his goons from Switzerland.

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I had to leave the Hatrix when I realized the Europeans are up to the same tricks.

by Coach Red Pill 15 August, 2023

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Jealous, arrogant, adultering, ignorant and petty misabuse of female power to entrap Joseph in a web of deceit, his Egyptian imprisonment with slanderous untruth.

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Lot's of Potiphar's Wife out there trying to cougarize young men, committing adultery, and lying to save their old ugly arse in the legal system.

by Lies 4 a Living 2 August, 2024

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Paternity Fraud

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Pat Fraud, oh my Lahd! Conniving women sleeping with Impregnator while Simp at home paying child support and taking care of the sids.

by Jailable Offense 21 February, 2025

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When an athlete commits such a heinous act they go to jail for their crime.

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There's the Wander dude, wandering with underagers! Used to play baseball now that nigga's playin' Jailball!

by Mr. Quids 17 August, 2023

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The name of the God of the Bible. The Only real God.

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Heathen Pagans is dumb believin' in allah, Krishna, buddha, babi, new aging, and more idiocy. I believe in Yahweh.

by Real Believer 17 September, 2024

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The study of the drug trade and it's economics.

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El Chapo paid how much for that tunnel to be built under the US/Mexican boarder? What's the Drugonomics on that drug deal?

by Bob Druggins 7 September, 2023

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LGBTQ Islamic Lies

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Nuff stop the Nobama Hussein. Either God or the devil? Jus moh Nobama Hussein!

by God Deliver Us 16 October, 2024

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