Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Suffering while the prayer download is buffering up to Heaven.

Colloquialism:

Man, ya'll sometimes I feel like the Duffering takes way too long for some of these prayers to get answered at the Throne of God. And let the Duffering begin!

by Can I Get a Prayer Answered? 25 July, 2025

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Baseball player turned steroid user!

Colloquialism:

Oh, wudn't Ken Criminiti on the Mitchell Report? Well, if it ain't Ken Criminiti, Mr. Steroid's himself.

by Black Sox 27 November, 2024

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White people don't have the anwers to your problems. The answers to your problems are within you, your faith in God, the Bible, and living out your life testing your hypothesis and theories based on data analysis.

Colloquialism:

There goes Demitri listening to preacher White thinking those Fake White Answers are going to solve his problems!

by Never in the Dark 11 July, 2023

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The offspring of Lack People who don’t amount to much in society.

Colloquialism:

Yep, there's Mulattoville. Just more Lack Folks up to no good, and actin' all ghetto.

by The Mulatto Cook 26 June, 2023

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The guy who is the definition of being "That Guy." The weirdo. The loser. The statistic.

Colloquialism:

Human traffickers are evil. I definitely don't want to be "That Guy."

by Inhumanity 21 July, 2023

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Definition:

Cool Person; named after the branded AC refridgidaire.

Colloquialism:

Hey Coolerator! Like Mike, you a smooth operator. Sup Coolerator? Now, dats a Coolerator. He cold mon, da Coolerator. Fridge can't outcool this Coolerator.

by Ice Tunes 10 February, 2026

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That white guy you thought was a Christian growing up but turned into an apostate Baháʼí cult follower of the new religion of science.

Colloquialism:

That's Baháʼí Brian, my old friend from high school. All this time, I thought he was a Christian, but the fool has become a science cultist in that mideast religion. Oh, yea, there's tons of Baháʼí Brian's cult groups forming in the America's. Watch out for the Baháʼí Brians!

by Apostdate 11 September, 2023

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Definition:

Unholy, unrighteous, profane, inaccurate, heathen, pagan, shoddy philosophical thought.

Colloquialism:

Pastor T called us out on all that Unbiblicalness. I present you sinners a new word: Unbiblicalness! Cut the unbiblical cord please with so much Unbiblicalness in the pews. U want a legalistic term from the pentalostal crowd, I got one: Unbiblicalness.

by King'om o Yahweh 14 October, 2024

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Definition:

A ritzy suburban private lake community near Portland, Oregon that does not have a lot of black people as residents.

Colloquialism:

I feel like a million bucks everything I time drive through Lake No-Negro.

by Negro Leagues 2 July, 2023

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Definition:

The girls that love thugs, Grifters, drug pushers and talk all so much.

Colloquialism:

There's the Gabbies with thug thizzle.

by Pointer 2 August, 2023

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