Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

A newly rich basketball player on a fat contract who gets suspended for whipping out a glock pistol on social media like he’s a thug.

Colloquialism:

The fake gangsta shit needs to stop Mr. Glock Morant! Look, there's Glock Morant pistol whipping his driver in the Range Rover. And another Glock Morant? Geez, can Glock Morant stop totting guns everywhere he goes!

by Exposing the Stupidity 13 July, 2023

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Definition:

Dweeby White things or new drug terms for crack.

Colloquialism:

Crackisms for life!

by Crack Times 11 September, 2023

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Definition:

Any evil book or work that is untrue or full of myths and lies.

Colloquialism:

Oh yea, that's a Book of Devilation! Lovecraft’s “Necronomicon" definitely an evil book. What's about Rebelation 6:66? Sound moh like The Book of Devilation!

by Evil Work 1 July, 2025

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Definition:

Unholy, unrighteous, profane, inaccurate, heathen, pagan, shoddy philosophical thought.

Colloquialism:

Pastor T called us out on all that Unbiblicalness. I present you sinners a new word: Unbiblicalness! Cut the unbiblical cord please with so much Unbiblicalness in the pews. U want a legalistic term from the pentalostal crowd, I got one: Unbiblicalness.

by King'om o Yahweh 14 October, 2024

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Definition:

Slang for the guy who is always tanning but getting burnt red hot like a lobster.

Colloquialism:

Simon The Tanner be all Lobsterized now.

by Jaffa Tanning Salon 2 July, 2023

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Definition:

Not GI Jane; but Artificial chicks.

Colloquialism:

I now pay AI Jane a subscription to talk to me. No more parking lot pimpin' only AI Simpin.

by Where's Ashton? 19 February, 2026

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Definition:

Can't do shit people!

Colloquialism:

There always at it, those CDS People, the fuckers can't do shit. Not reliable. Suck at everything.

by King CDS 26 June, 2023

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Definition:

Means "I am not your trick, and you are not my whore." Just regular casual sex.

Colloquialism:

The only healing I'm into comes with high heels, duck sickity, and No Trump Whist! Yea, I play No Trump Whist all the time!

by Ace of Spades 3 September, 2025

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Definition:

The intoxicating delusion that unbelieving white crackas drink believing in UFO sightings, colonizing Mars, evolution, darwinism, scientology, new age, Harry Potter, witchcraft, atheism, agnosticism, incessant drug use, and sun tan lotion.

Colloquialism:

White people be on that Cracka-Cola shit with all their new Crackisms.

by Crackisms 11 September, 2023

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Definition:

Dumb ass church of the terrorists!

Colloquialism:

Dear congregation in Palestine, let us congregate at Hamass and serve our fake god allah!

by No! 2 November, 2023

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