Definition:
Reading literature to you calm your nerves.
Colloquialism:
Go read a Calmanac! Settle down young Kwame, here, look see, read a Calmanac. Nigga, you need a Calmanac!
by Mockupedia 14 June, 2024
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Definition:
Jews who seem humble and stay behind the scenes having a monopoly on money.
Colloquialism:
Those Jew Yorkers have a ton of Jewmility.
by Mockupedia 11 April, 2024
Definition:
Struggling strippers not able to make money as dancers.
by Money Not Cometh 29 November, 2024
Definition:
Strippers who slap your face with their ass at strip clubs.
Colloquialism:
Aha, now the party begins! The Squat Team has arrived.
by Squat Lover 26 June, 2023
Definition:
Black Man who can tell the future.
Colloquialism:
Yo, it's Negrodamus on the Chappelle Show. Negrodamus is one cool dude. Ask a Black Dude! It's Negrodamus with a new view.
by Paul Mooney 30 November, 2025
Definition:
Cool sounding word in Portuguese for "Unbeliever."
Colloquialism:
Incredulos everwhere! Pray for the Incredulos! Just so Incredulo! Man yall is Incredulos. Be so Incredulos. Tantos Incredulos!
by Estadisticas 8 October, 2023
Definition:
Dominican 16 year old who was actually 19 signed a contract for 4 million to the minor leagues.
Colloquialism:
How many other Dominican kids are actually 25 instead of 16. Now, I know why they look like Big Papi and Manny. :)
by Falsified Papers 3 November, 2024
Definition:
The gals from Buckhead that remove the metal boot off of illegally parked cars.
Colloquialism:
It's da Girl's from Buckhead movin' off boots one day at a time, call us da Boot Girls.
by ATL 26 August, 2024
