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Definition:

A terrible white basketball player who sucks, but made it to the NBA because Daddy Long Legs is a Walton.

Colloquialism:

There's Puke Walton sucking again on the court for LA. He should stick to coaching, because boy does he suck at playing basketball. The problem is he sucks at coaching as well. What do Hunter Biden and Puke Walton have in common? Dad can get them a job.

by pronob sarker 3 July, 2023

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When a drunken pilot flies a plane under the influence of alcohol

Colloquialism:

Gabe Drunken' Schroeder is guilty of being under the influence of alcohol while flying a commercial flight.

by Drunken State Pouriers 30 September, 2023

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40 days of Fasting.

Colloquialism:

Ya wanna lose weight quick? Get on the Jesus Diet. Break your temptations in half with a 40 day fast! Jesus Diet worked for me! Jesus Diet, better than the Crack Diet! No side effects or addictions.

by Ron the Baptist 3 August, 2024

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Gay black men in the closet.

Colloquialism:

So I got divorced and went to Houston and was hanging out with my friend Chris, he confessed to me he was on the down low and wanted my balls! I was like God, get me out of here!

by I'm Out of Here! 7 September, 2023

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The ugly tats that losers wear.

Colloquialism:

Tats that basically say how dumb and uncreative you are. Hi I'm Tatatoullie.

by Dumbness Factor 18 December, 2023

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Pain be upon him.

Colloquialism:

Definitely not peace but pain be upon him.

by Moslem Joke 9 June, 2025

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The strong Caribbean culture that is present in Florida.

Colloquialism:

Mon, we dan no leave St. Lucia, cuz we already livin' de Floribbean life. None change meh patna, eatin' channa, curry goat, an' doubles in de slice of Miami Vice, rockin' ice, rollin' dice, eatin' brown Spanish rice.

by Whey De At? 20 August, 2024

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Panicking People

Colloquialism:

Panicans who think the stock market will fail! Panicans not trusting the tarrif strategy.

by Sadly Blues 9 April, 2025

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Middle class flaunt.

Colloquialism:

Too Bougie for me. He's rich, but he's not Bougie.

by Flaunters Row 9 August, 2024

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Nickname for Rachel Lindsay who didn't get a prenup.

Colloquialism:

Dumb! Lindsay Rachel (Rachel Lindsay) thought love with the white guy would produce a happy marriage. Now she payin' alimony cuz she bought into the White Lie of thinking it would work out. Dumb! More Lack People gettin' screwed by Whitey.

by Whitey Rulez! 28 July, 2024

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