Definition:
A fictitious musical instrument a mom pulls to guilt their children.
Colloquialism:
Mom's playing the Guiltar tonight after Daquan showed up late for dinner.
by Truant 27 July, 2024
Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary
Mockupedia is written by you.
Definition:
Jeffrey Epstein's underage hideout.
Colloquialism:
Wow 50 times! Bill Clinton really likes Epstein Island! Prince Andrew lying everywhere he goes. All I can is Mike Dickle. Shit, I would love to buy Epstein Island, talk about an underage helladice!
by Prince Andrew 29 April, 2025
Definition:
Cold blooded hispanic rapist.
Colloquialism:
Ariel Castro is one sick bastard! Disgusting, evil monster for kidnapping three girls. dead giveaway. pretty lil white girl in the arms of a black man? dead giveaway. call 911 amanda berry.
by Charles Ramsey 30 December, 2025
Definition:
Stamp label; Avoid. Just Avoid The Losers.
Colloquialism:
That deep voice in your mind that says, "Avoid." Ooh, I'm going to have to Avoid her. She is just so Avoidable.
by Avoidable Voids 29 June, 2023
Definition:
When your condominium management and HOA go Nazi on you with highly restrictive measures, and heavy reporting of any minor incidence, while charging you erroneous fees without any kind of proof.
Colloquialism:
Park Avenue has turned into Dark Avenue after Covid19! Dark Avenue Condominiums is worse than a run down apartment complex! I thought I was living at a luxury midrise condo! No, I fucking live at Dark Avenue!
by Condo Ownership Sucks! 9 July, 2023
Definition:
Tally wacking
Colloquialism:
Pornicators going at 5 times a day!
by Banana Boat 21 December, 2023
Definition:
The times of great delusion in our world.
Colloquialism:
Hello world, we livin' in the Daze of Deception, and that strong delusion is no illusion.
by I Can See Clearly Now The Rain Has Gone 11 September, 2023
Definition:
Secret Service designed to get rid of Jeet control.
Colloquialism:
Like pesticide, Jeet Patrol assisting in the removal of smelly jeets, scammy jeets, accented jeets, drug jeets, jeet thiefs. Quick call the Jeet Patrol so we can get rid of those evil pagan heathens.
by You Dirty Pagan 1 February, 2026
Definition:
Strippers who slap your face with their ass at strip clubs.
Colloquialism:
Aha, now the party begins! The Squat Team has arrived.
by Squat Lover 26 June, 2023
Definition:
When a person gets harassed by someone at the park.
Colloquialism:
Mon tief tryna steal meh heart swoopin meh at de park, not on meh watch at Harassic Park. yea, i saw Harassic Park an' he gone no game, only bumpin' gums wantin' some. de boi real foolish, i give no fun, no ponpon eitha.
by Tia Tia 17 December, 2025