Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

A saying that means "No Jeets Allowed."

Colloquialism:

Well, I see in Canada in the town of Leaveland the Indians got a ball club like the movie Hook and Deeraq Jeeter is starring for the Leaveland Indians. Time to get deported, leave, kicked out, and never return again you undesireable maggot turds. What's the worst team in Canadian Baseball? The Leaveland Indians!

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Definition:

Indlish, terrible verbage, AI fake profiles, fake English names, Du anger, scam centers, pagan ways, terrible scents, cigarette smoke, phishing hack attacks, bindis, elephant worship.

Colloquialism:

Jeetsons lying about just everything. Total Scam Center full of Jeetsons.

by Hurricane Scammy 31 March, 2026

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Definition:

Distractions. People that are delusional and are on the Wrong Side Of History.

Colloquialism:

Lots of Siders who are not in the tradition and have no clue what they are doing in life. Instagram is about 99% Siders, but free peak of that ass, okay I'll give it a shake. Fuckin' Siders.

by Inside Man 20 July, 2025

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A mix of african fashion and western fashion

Colloquialism:

Wearing a suit coat with an african printed trouser afro west

by Manucho 11 December, 2025

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When your condominium management and HOA go Nazi on you with highly restrictive measures, and heavy reporting of any minor incidence, while charging you erroneous fees without any kind of proof.

Colloquialism:

Park Avenue has turned into Dark Avenue after Covid19! Dark Avenue Condominiums is worse than a run down apartment complex! I thought I was living at a luxury midrise condo! No, I fucking live at Dark Avenue!

by Condo Ownership Sucks! 9 July, 2023

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Definition:

Low literacy, FGM, violent religious pagan fanaticism, and a poor education.

Colloquialism:

Yea, they live in Backwardsville down on the Hudson River.

by Who Done It? 27 October, 2024

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Definition:

It doesn't exist.

Colloquialism:

Indian Tech Support is the scam. I know what you are thinking while making the call, "I hope it is not Indian Tech Support!" The reason that Indian Tech Support can suck at times is when the new guys don't do anything right. Or you are getting a scammer who is taking all of your money.

by Scammy Sosa 22 December, 2023

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Definition:

When you secretively purchase a background check on someone.

Colloquialism:

I met a cute guy at Goodwill. Thought it was true hood to be true. Did a Blackground Check and he's okay, checks out. Just had to make sure.

by Psoriasis Girl 23 October, 2024

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Definition:

JW's. Jehovah Witness cult followers!

Colloquialism:

Boi, watch out fo dem Jovahs! Jovahs in de church dressed up like Mrs. Buttersworth. Cult Jovahs think only 144,000 of dem is gettin' into Heaven. Jovahs real bad with mathematics. Jovahs be cultin' everyway dey go.

by Cult Follower 5 October, 2023

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Definition:

Judge presiding over P. Diddy's case.

Colloquialism:

Does Judge Subramaniac know how to speak English?

by Moppy 20 November, 2024

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