Liberal Portland Oregon Abortion laws.
Yea, I know a bitch who aborted her baby from Abortland. Hate that bitch. Killing innocent children. Did you mean Portland, Oregon? Yea, but we call it Abortland. Can mean really any city where psycho bitches be killing their kids. Abortland, geez that's funny.
by Masty Yimesgen 23 May, 2026
Worst music DJ ever.
Flosstradamus can't transition worth a pitch or a deck. When I grow up, I want to be called Flosstradamus and suck at DJ-ing.
by 8 Track 9 August, 2024
Dumb saying by Americans to talk about the beauty of a person's face.
My lawd, his Facecard is on point! Now, bout her Facecard, I'm not using one syllable but two syllables to talk about that visage.
by It's Complicated 11 June, 2026
The Least valuable player. Someone who thinks they are great but they suck, yet they really think they are something special.
Sarita is an LVP. Girl should stick to coding, can't make a bucket if she tried. He's not an MVP; more like an LVP. Sorry Humphrey, the only trophy we have left is the LVP. Humphrey says, "I gladly accept."
by All Star 25 July, 2023
The way accented Spanish speakers say tips.
Honey, give the waiter a Teepz please-ed. Do you wanna give a Teepz? Not really, but here's some away dineiro.
by Poor Favor 14 April, 2025
Is a derogatory term (sticky mess). A sports term that refers to weak people or a bunch of players on a team whereby their skill is weak. The act of leaching out liquid from a tree is the idea of drawing out the excess into a sticky mess.
Yall jus' a bunch of Saps. Oh, da Saps from Dell City ain't gonna beat Dallas Lincoln football. Saps is a sticky mess.
by Radio 30 October, 2024
Poor guy with no money.
Broke Solo at the bus stop. Broke Solo on the train ride. Broke Solo livin' alone. I met Broke Solo in Cabarete, DR. Guy's name was Cody from Kansas. Broke Solo lost all his money at the Black Jack table! Broke Solo!
by Level Down! 2 December, 2024
Some mad scientist astronomer who thinks his Harvard degree means Aliens exist.
Hi, I'm Avi Loeb and I'm Jewish so that means I'm right, and you're wrong about Extraterrestrials.
by More Dumbass White Guys 11 September, 2023
People who make a friendship with you. Offer you nothing, and attempt to raid your secrets in the dark.
These Raiders Of The Lost Dark be tryna steal my dark. Not giving you my dark. My dark belongs to me! Go raid someone elses dark!
by Darkon 26 October, 2023