Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

False hope ideology rooted in New Age that only produces more losers preaching karmic imprint, fake compassion, and positive thinking will solve life's greatest problems without repentance in Jesus Christ, Biblical soteriology, and holistic properties of the healing Word of Scripture.

Colloquialism:

Without actionable steps and commercializing "The Secret," someone is getting rich and it ain't you. I got a secret, but if I tole' you it wouldn't be a secret! Personal reality shifting does not change the reality of the gospel of Jesus Christ.

by Seven Years in Tibet 6 February, 2025

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No track record; a thin resume.

Colloquialism:

There goes those 20 years old with a Lack Record! Thin resumes yet they think they are the greatest.

by Real Resume Guy 5 July, 2023

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Mohammed is not a real prophet but a false prophet.

Colloquialism:

Nohammed is the name of a false prophet in Islam who is an imposter and deceiver. Nohammed is the blasphemer. Uh, Nohammed! Duh, Nohammed!

by Jesus is Yahweh 8 December, 2023

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Sabbath rest in the Lord

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Yuh took yuh bath? Every day I be Sabbathing.

by Preacher Man 11 September, 2024

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Definition:

When all your options flop. Failure on all sides.

Colloquialism:

Some people be trading options. Jezebel be trading Floptions. "Man, I only got Floptions right now!"

by Floppy Risk 2 August, 2023

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Gunman at the Trump Assassination attempt in Pennsylvania.

Colloquialism:

Matt Who Crooks is one crooked white devil. That Crazy Cracka Matt Who Crooks be killin' folks, thank God he's crooked path sent him off the earth.

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The Immigrant life; working 9 to 5 but trying to pad the instagram or social media to try to look better than you really are.

Colloquialism:

You are not living the lavish life like me, you are living The Grant Life! Please don't get it twisted.

by Grant Lies 16 July, 2023

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Definition:

A big lipped Somali Chick.

Colloquialism:

Yo Dang, that Sadia Noor got big natural lips like a fine Somali whore!

by Poor me the Cocoa Butter 7 September, 2023

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Definition:

A heavily popularized festival that never happened.

Colloquialism:

Yea, I know the story about the FYRE Unfestival that never effing happened. Total scam!

by Scammer's Paradise 10 August, 2024

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