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Definition:

People who don't walk on water. Little faith.

Colloquialism:

Oh, dem Faith Littlers need to meet the real Jesus. Ciples be axe'in how to increase dey faith? De Christ be like you lookin' at Him, oh yea of Faith Littlers blankin' nuttin hopin' foh someting.

by Creolize Papi 14 June, 2025

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Definition:

Annoying and intrusive messages that suggest and invade your privacy.

Colloquialism:

Yup, got another Text Ad! Now, you're blocked. Get the fuck off my phone you undeserving minion bot.

by Botony 19 August, 2024

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When freeloaders invite their friends to eat up your resources.

Colloquialism:

Jamilly was on the complete other side of town, but asked for the Double Friend Request to my resort community. I said, "No, thank you. One person at a time." When a woman pulls the Double Friend Request, you know she is only trying to use you, and you are not getting any.

by Living Single 27 September, 2023

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Definition:

The fake Jehovah Witness book that claims to be God's Word.

Colloquialism:

Jovah Libel be slandering the truth. Jovah's be tryna push their Jovah Libel on we. Not happening!

by Slandering Blasphemer 5 October, 2023

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Definition:

Lever by which shit disappears.

Colloquialism:

Hey, anyone got a Flux Crapacitor to clean up the shit in Pakistan? Quick! Someone stole the shit at the sewage plant; what do you know? We found out they used the Flux Crapacitor made by Doc Emmett Brown in Crap to the Future.

by Marty 26 July, 2024

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Definition:

Gossip columnists, fake reporters, Satan, those that hate forr no reason, the indifferent.

Colloquialism:

Secretary Of Hate sent me a spiteful letter. Damn, I'm dealin' wit da Secretary Of Hate here at the Federal Hate Department.

by Tia 4 December, 2024

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Definition:

A Jewish person from Jew York.

Colloquialism:

What's new? He's a Jew Yorker.

by Jewbacca 13 July, 2023

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Definition:

When an athlete commits such a heinous act they go to jail for their crime.

Colloquialism:

There's the Wander dude, wandering with underagers! Used to play baseball now that nigga's playin' Jailball!

by Mr. Quids 17 August, 2023

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Poopia is a fictitious country in the fictitious north Peepoopfart archipelago, it is a hereditary monarchy posing as a communist single-party dictatorship to it's own local populace and in foreign affairs , it is ruled by the infamous Dehfeh Kayshin.

Colloquialism:

I hate Poopia! I hate POOPIA!

by Dehfeh Kayshin 15 February, 2024

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