Definition:
Past tense for saw something?
Colloquialism:
Saw what? Can you repeat, please?
by Bajan 3 July, 2023
Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary
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Definition:
The style of macking on women, dating them, gettin' what you want, and movin' on before the collateral damage comes.
Colloquialism:
Why buy the cow? Just milk it. Date & Run patna. Keep it simple.
by Rasta Joef 18 August, 2024
Definition:
The Jamaicans that be living at your home for free, running up your AC bill, but claiming poverty when they own a home in Ja.
Colloquialism:
Damn Jafaikins! Start working and pay your rent on time like everyone else. Jafaikin mi bredda! Get your work permit. Let's go!
by One Responsible Homeowner 15 September, 2023
Definition:
Saying something very uncomfortable.
Colloquialism:
She's so Cringe that she mixes up ketchup and relish like it's icing on a cake.
by Jonathan S. 8 July, 2023
Definition:
Flamboyant Christian sermons preached by preachers who claim the double annointing.
Colloquialism:
I guess the Double Annointers want me to be Elisha too? Alright Elijah, lay it on me and give me that double annointing. I want to be a Double Annointer too! 😃 Look, yall, I already followed Elijah and got the double annointing, so unless there is a quadruple annointing I got my double annointing.
by Frankincense & Myrhh 17 April, 2025
Definition:
New Agers who got played by the Hindus and Buddhists, and have become total crackpots.
Colloquialism:
It's just Crackpot Central! Oh yea, I saw an episode of Crackpot Central, was hideous to say The Least. Listening to white crackpots talk about their Ayuahasca events is funny. You don't need pychedelics to be a crackpot! Just tune into Crackpot Central.
by Looney Toons 5 February, 2025
Definition:
Getting’ swindled by a con artist, getting fooled or played by a cultist, scammer, or con-man.
Colloquialism:
Debt Grantham was Drinkin' The Fool Aid on his last venture with Ditchmond Homes and Doctor Horton. Boy did the underbid his selling price, now his holdin' the bag, and Drinkin' The Fool Aid.
by Punches of Truth 7 September, 2023
Definition:
"Longtime winter in Jordan" Muslim burqa chick hawking for money.
Colloquialism:
Maya Ghazal needs to quit it, trying to hawk the Gaza war for money. The only kind of Gaza Strip I believe in is bikinis and asses. I've been to Jordan, bitch and it's 110 degrees! Only area it snows is near Petra.
by United Booty 12 February, 2025
Definition:
Screw them in tiny bits.
Colloquialism:
Puttin' the screws on your opposition. Screwtiny. Giving the royal screw. A screw job with elbow grease, and Duck Sauce.
by Low Wang 23 August, 2024
Definition:
Nickname for Denzel Washington.
Colloquialism:
I'm going to start calling you, "Zel Wa" after the actor Denzel Washington. Denzel realized he didn't like his slave name: Washington, so now he is our official tribal leader Zel Wa. Now, all of you can find the Zel Wa in you! Hahaha.
by Kerry Washington 9 August, 2024