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Definition:

Folks that lack common sense. Leave you high and dry. Never come through in the clutch. Always fail. Completely unreliable.

Colloquialism:

Lack people be messin' up everything. Tired of all the Lack People in my life. Why they be lackin? Oh cuz it's the Lack People. Now, I completely understand! Lack People suck.

by Lackity 23 July, 2023

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Definition:

The act of reading someone's messages, but not responding to the person via a text message, voice note, or call.

Colloquialism:

Hey Mac, why you Blue Ticking me!

by pronob sarker 5 July, 2023

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Definition:

To confuse or bamboozle.

Colloquialism:

It's quite jarring and confusing to say The Least? Talk about the Jargogle heathens utter in that wasteland of a mind.

by Sanguinolency 18 October, 2024

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When police or security use excessive force or harassment to harass and disturb the peace of citizens.

Colloquialism:

Yea, I know it all too well when Unlaw Forcement harassed me and followed me for 2000 feet beyond a public street. It's all on the Vegas casino cameras. You would think an American would have Equal Right to Contract. No, I get unequal right to contact my life.

by Caesar's Malice 2 November, 2025

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A fictitious galactic penal colony assigned for the children of fuckbags in the 21st century.

Colloquialism:

Did you see the new sci-fi movie called Jeeton? Yea, it's about the interstellar transhipping of the dus, stans, deshis, and pals off the planet into Jeeton a galactic penal colony for the most deplorable people in society.

by Saar Wars 17 September, 2026

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Definition:

Gross nepotism in the synogogue amongst the Mammon Bankers.

Colloquialism:

The board comprised of all Jews voted on the Jewstice System.

by Judge Allred 12 November, 2024

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Domesticating your mule of a woman to perform wifely duties.

Colloquialism:

After you woo her and get on your farm, now you got to bitch train that mule. Oh, I love Bitch Training; it's the best part of the relationship.

by Bitch Mode 26 June, 2023

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Definition:

Kleptomaniac

Colloquialism:

That super zero Klepto Man be stealing everyone's belongings.

by Thou Shalt Not Steal 15 November, 2023

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Definition:

New Age Love Cult by more crazy white folks taking your hard earned money.

Colloquialism:

Twin Flames Universe is a total fucking joke. Bilking people of their money in finding their twin flame and ultimate lover.

by Scamma Jamma 31 May, 2025

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Definition:

Fake word for Dollars. Misspelling.

Colloquialism:

I didn't realize you wanted Dollards! I'd like some yag, yinn, yawn, yon, yun, and yyn with those Dollards too.

by Deka No Spell 14 October, 2025

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