Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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N = R∗ × fp × ne × fl × fi × fc × L = failed equation that doesn't actually prove terrestrial civilizations, but is purely a conjecture.

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Fucking joke? Drake's Equation? Morons didn't learn anything from Fermi's Paradox? Where are they? If lifeforms outside of Earth existed, than why have they not visited us? More psychotic white atheists on lunatic missions to Mars wasting trillions!

by Psycho White Guys Rule 16 May, 2025

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Evil dead killer police bots programmed to kill human beings.

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Watch out foh dem Killer Cop Bots killin' you in plain sight.

by Materialistic World 20 August, 2024

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A big lipped Somali Chick.

Colloquialism:

Yo Dang, that Sadia Noor got big natural lips like a fine Somali whore!

by Poor me the Cocoa Butter 7 September, 2023

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Latino hermanos from the spanish neighborhood.

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Whether it be Lil Havana - Miami, Washington Heights - NY, or Chula Vista - CA, you can always find the Super Barrio Brothers plumbing away, fixing a leak, repairing a roof. At your service, "Super Barrio Brothers to the rescue!"

by Latina Hips 20 September, 2024

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Captain America's outfit is really from Puerto Rico!

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Saw me El Capitan Puerto Rico's outfit and he's definitely Puerto Rican, but Puerto Rico is America so no big deal.

by Rico Suave 15 September, 2023

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Always sleeping.

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Nappening is his greatest accomplishment. More of yall should be Nappening instead of trying to be happening.

by Jappy 24 November, 2023

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Point of Sale tipping machines that opt you into a fake service.

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Say no to Tipflation. Fuck Tipflation. I'm out.

by POS 9 August, 2024

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People who suck at rapping. Derived from the Rip Rap Shoals of Hampton, Virginia.

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Cool it, they be Rip Raps, can't rap to save your life. Producer says, that's a wrap, rip up your rap, bunch of Rip Raps suck."

by Bad, Bad, Bad 6 August, 2024

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Making out

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Baby, what's my speech? Well, I only speak in Tongues wit all the women at church. Baby, I know we don't speak the same prayer language, but lets both speak in Tongues.

by Song of Solo Man 16 May, 2025

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Sleeping on the job. Going to the bathroom and sitting on the toilet for 30 minutes to take a nap.

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I love Jack. He always be hiding in the Nodulator so he can get his nap time. Why work when I can clock my hours in the Nodulator.

by Work Sucks! 23 July, 2023

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