Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

The aftermath of having a new sister when you thought you were the best kid ever.

Colloquialism:

Oh no, the Sister-Math I've had to deal with when Erika came into the world. Sister-Math

by Dantes 11 September, 2024

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Definition:

When numerous amounts of Sadvertisements all come on your phone screen causing you to get really angry.

Colloquialism:

"Damn Social Greedia Sadvertisers be pissing me off with super long ads!" "Dude, I'm trying to press Skip Ad, but totally stuck with these Sadvertisements annoying the hell out of me." Social Greedia is another horrible reality of the internet. I hate Social Greedia!

by Skip Jack 14 September, 2023

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Definition:

Dumbasses that think UFO's exist.

Colloquialism:

When UFO Reporters like Shaq and Jimmy Kimmel think UFO's are real that's when I know Neil Degrasse Tyson is laughing out of his socks. Idiots, when Christians are raptured out of the world they will assume we are those Aliens. "See, I told you those people were Aliens all along, and now they have disappeared!"

by Signs 11 September, 2023

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Putrid undrinkable water from Tijuana.

Colloquialism:

Baby, you taste ass fresh ass Tijuana Spring Water!

by Cartel 11 April, 2025

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Definition:

Iconic infomercial from 1992 about a lazy boy chair turned a fridge, toilet, and tv set.

Colloquialism:

Oh yea, I got me a Napper Crapper 9000! Vintage model. You rememba the Napper Crapper from the 90's?

by King John Longshits 8 November, 2024

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World War 3 started on October 7th, 2023 when Hamas committed acts of terror on Israel.

Colloquialism:

Get ready for WW3 because it's definitely coming.

by Iron Dome 30 October, 2023

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Someone that wants you but you don't want them.

Colloquialism:

She's an Unwanter wishing I like, but I never will, take a hike.

by Tryon Park 9 January, 2025

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A fake wannabe Brasilian girl, who wears thongs on the beaches of Rio de Janeiro but is actually from Argentina, Venezuala or somewhere else.

Colloquialism:

They be wearing the Brazilian bikini colors, but those falsoleiras are obvious as fuck.

by Falsoleira 26 June, 2023

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The Doctor of Ass!

Colloquialism:

Hi, I'm Dr. Djibouti and come to my medical clinic, I am the doctor of ass. I will make sure you have the best ass on the planet. My factory the Assplant, will give you the best African butt lift ever.

by African Round Booty 13 July, 2023

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Definition:

Some town in Colombia that sounds like the word ham and the country of Burundi.

Colloquialism:

Negra Mina got nice cholado and raspado down there in Jamundi.

by Going back to back to Cali, Cali 20 September, 2023

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