Definition:
Condundrum
Colloquialism:
What you propose is quite Conundrical! The Thane of Fife had a wife!
by ChuckSpeare 9 May, 2025
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Definition:
When zeroes are not welcome.
Colloquialism:
It was a "Zeroes Unwelcome" after the team got bounced out of the first round of March Madness.
by Not Successful 20 March, 2025
Definition:
The gals from Buckhead that remove the metal boot off of illegally parked cars.
Colloquialism:
It's da Girl's from Buckhead movin' off boots one day at a time, call us da Boot Girls.
by ATL 26 August, 2024
Definition:
Swing Lappin'; dancin' in each others laps.
Colloquialism:
Let's get Lappy Swangy baby. Car bump now you hump on my lump. Lol. Dats Lappy Swangy.
by Ain't No Thang But A Chicken Wang! 2 May, 2026
Definition:
Submissive people who gain pleasure in giving money to financial domination.
Colloquialism:
And I thought incels were fucked up? Now, its the next set of losers who can't get a bitch. Name dem Pay Pigs. Submissive losers that pay women to drain their wallet. Where is the world going?
by Findom Mistress 20 January, 2026
Definition:
Sleepin' with the maid; having kids out of wedlock.
Colloquialism:
Boy Arnold, ain't it great being the Governator. Just cover up all the maids you did, and hiding little Arnie that looks just like you.
by Exposing Lies 26 June, 2023
Definition:
Some Bolshevik ruler who wants to rule the world.
Colloquialism:
Gladimir Lootin' wants all the Stans in his bag of Russian Christmas presents.
by End of the World As We Know it! 10 June, 2024
Definition:
A fake religion started by the white cult leader Joseph Smith.
Colloquialism:
Nope, not into Nephi, Book of Poorman, Poormanism cult, spirit children, and all the lies of the LDS.
by Bank of Utah 10 September, 2024