Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

White Girls that think they are worth it.

Colloquialism:

No bitch you ain't worth it. You see me with White Girls? No! Because I ain't paying your expensive fare. Nope, if you want to pay the White Price than let someone else pay the price. Look, I ain't Jehovah and you ain't comin' ovah!

by White Lies 18 November, 2023

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Pain be upon him.

Colloquialism:

Definitely not peace but pain be upon him.

by Moslem Joke 9 June, 2025

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The state of unbelief is viewing nature. The way a naturalist looks at nature and assumes God exists without special revelation from the Bible.

Colloquialism:

Unbeliever Nature is dem atheists who think nature is enough to have a relationship with God. Not so idiot, God gives His Word so you may believe and be saved and know His Logos (way of thinking).

by Overjoyed in Christ 22 December, 2024

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Women that look like the minotaur with a cow nose ring.

Colloquialism:

Don't listen to Cow Nose Ringers, run! Cow Nose Ringers not gonna speak at my platform. Cow Nose Ringers be either Bi-Sexuals, Lesbians, Prostitutes, or Emo chicks.

by Run Forest Run! 12 February, 2025

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Firing your IT worker.

Colloquialism:

He's a Jira! Fired. We replaced Jira! Jira had to go. Jira is the laziest Bangladesk worker ever.

by Click Down 24 January, 2025

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The way Dominicans say New York Yankees.

Colloquialism:

Yankee lose! Jew York Jankees es mi favorita equipe. No me gusta Mets.

by Juan Soto 16 November, 2025

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Skin rash chick.

Colloquialism:

Eczema Girl is plaqueing on me. Nope, I don't listen to Eczema Girl.

by Boss Pimpin 2 October, 2024

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Saying something very uncomfortable.

Colloquialism:

She's so Cringe that she mixes up ketchup and relish like it's icing on a cake.

by Jonathan S. 8 July, 2023

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Caribbean food in Florida that is part of Floridian culture.

Colloquialism:

You know nuttin' bout Floribbean Cuisine cuz u iz from Arkansas, Hokey. Floribbean Cuisine is doubles, curry goat, ackee saltfish, Dominican sancocho, an' Guyanese roti.

by Gator Bait 20 August, 2024

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Worst music DJ ever.

Colloquialism:

Flosstradamus can't transition worth a pitch or a deck. When I grow up, I want to be called Flosstradamus and suck at DJ-ing.

by 8 Track 9 August, 2024

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