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Definition:

Not believing

Colloquialism:

Anxiety, Panic, Restlessness, Unbelief, Lies, Hatred, Contempt, Arrogance, Disrepair.

by Mr. Bark 21 June, 2025

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Slang for the guy who is always tanning but getting burnt red hot like a lobster.

Colloquialism:

Simon The Tanner be all Lobsterized now.

by Jaffa Tanning Salon 2 July, 2023

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Definition:

Adding hate into an already very evil world.

Colloquialism:

And I went to school too. What's the Hatematics on that equation? Hate plus hate equals hates. Hey baby, what's your hate percentage? I'm clockin' a high hate count on this bad guy.

by Hatred Love 1 December, 2025

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Definition:

Jew York writes each other no interest loans while charging high interest to Gentiles.

Colloquialism:

I know what the Torah reads and where's Jew Rothschild writing me a no interest loan? I'm more Jewish than a Jew and yet the Mammon Bankers think they can enslave me too. Nope, not fuckin' happening Synogogue of Satan. I'm in cash.

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Coconut oil for the ass and body on a beach day.

Colloquialism:

Those shiny butts are glistening with Assoline at the beach today.

by Glossary 30 September, 2023

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Definition:

Lever by which shit disappears.

Colloquialism:

Hey, anyone got a Flux Crapacitor to clean up the shit in Pakistan? Quick! Someone stole the shit at the sewage plant; what do you know? We found out they used the Flux Crapacitor made by Doc Emmett Brown in Crap to the Future.

by Marty 26 July, 2024

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Definition:

Skilled in losing.

Colloquialism:

The Lossibility readouts show total loser.

by Not A Winner 12 June, 2024

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Rejecting that which is an encroachment to your posterity.

Colloquialism:

Girl says, "I want to be more than friends." I say, "Not happening." Hello Susie, guess what? It's Not Happening!

by Really? 28 August, 2023

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Definition:

People that work the graveyard shift.

Colloquialism:

Just another graveyarder working the late night shift. I'm so glad I'm not a graveyarder!

by Open Hearts Graves 7 July, 2023

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Definition:

The acronym for Not Even Close.

Colloquialism:

That's NEC, you are so off my a mile bro. NEC! NOT EVEN CLOSE. Negative. It's NEC. You are NEC, it's Not Even Close.

by Did I do that? 16 July, 2024

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