Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

To qualify as a real mansion it must be on 5 acres, 5 bedrooms, 5 bathroom, and over 5000 sq. feet.

Colloquialism:

What's happening partner? You got your mansion yet? You know Mansion's Rule of 5, right? 5 acres, 5 bedroom, 5 bathroom, and over 5,000 sq ft. is a real Mansion!

by The Realest Thang I Ever Said! 16 February, 2024

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Fake call centers where real Scamateurs from India rip off victims.

Colloquialism:

Babu, Akash work for Scam Call Center.

by Fakers 5 October, 2023

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Definition:

Not the mechanical equipment, but inverting your thoughts to what is causing you distress to provide a proactive solution.

Colloquialism:

Inversion Therapy is essential to solve about 60% of your problems by simply knowing how you got into this situation.

by Charlie Munger 17 August, 2024

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Insolent women like Queen Vashti that represent the route problem of female rebellion in the fall and curse of Eve

Colloquialism:

I don't listen to Vashti Bitches. Hell no, she jus' notha Vashti Bitches.

by Spade Calling a Spade 19 August, 2024

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Florida slang - to park far away. The Goofy parking lot is the farthest lot at Walt Disney World.

Colloquialism:

Ron had to Park In Goofy. Long tram ride.

by Goof Troop 9 June, 2024

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Til' death do us apart.

Colloquialism:

How long they been married? 50 years! Now, that's wedlocked right there!

by Longest Marriage Ever 19 January, 2025

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Homer Simpson's favorite bar, but can also be used to refer to a Muslim's favoriite drinking spot.

Colloquialism:

Joke, where do Mohammad, Ibn, and Karim like to get drunk at? Answer: Mo's Tavern!

by Sudway 25 July, 2024

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Anorgasmia O'psycho Crappez

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Oh don't get me started on AOC, Anorgasmia O'psycho Crappez, that terrible newb politician is another Broke Nobama ideologue, so left she walked out of the building. Girl, you needa act right. I'd bang Anorgasmia O'psycho Crappez but that's about it, nuttin' else.

by Chuck Tumor 6 February, 2025

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A heavily popularized festival that never happened.

Colloquialism:

Yea, I know the story about the FYRE Unfestival that never effing happened. Total scam!

by Scammer's Paradise 10 August, 2024

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Definition:

Youngfolk who have no experience but think think they know everything.

Colloquialism:

You Shid's know nothing! Whose got the experience? A veteran traveler or a Shid from Coney island who never left the block? I Shid you not!

by Mr. Quids 10 August, 2023

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