Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

The people who follow heathen religions. Pagans.

Colloquialism:

Ya damn Pagans! I hate Religionists. Can you just believe in Christ? Makin' my life difficult.

by Religionists Suck 28 June, 2023

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The American doctor who performs a surgery on you to ruin your sports career. Often a doctor who medicates you with so many pills its like drinking sugary soda drinks only to crash and burn on the blood sugar level highs.

Colloquialism:

Dr. Fucken Soda performed the worst fucking rotator cuff surgery on me only to destroy my sports career. Dr. Fucken Soda keeps giving me pills so I guess I'll take more vicodin, codeine, and percocet to just check out of life.

by Casualty of the System 13 August, 2023

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Definition:

Low Resolution

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Music artists who use low resolution photos from their crappy phones that expect me the talented graphic artist to turn it into a work art, I kid you not Mr. Low Res!

by HD Quality 3 February, 2025

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Guy who buys prostitutes 24-7!

Colloquialism:

Was at the Cosmo Hotel last week and saw Hook Master Flex at the Chandelier Bar simpin' with Final Slut Pro! Yesterday, saw Hook Master Flex thirsty at the Aria.

by No Hymen; No Diamond 4 December, 2025

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Greetings in the morning to my Nigga.

Colloquialism:

Mornigga jigga, slept well? Now, get me a cup of coffee.

by Black Barbie 29 July, 2024

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Islamic Mosque named after Billionaire Elon Musk.

Colloquialism:

Elon Mosque! Never heard of that one before.

by Shah of Iran 4 May, 2025

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Jealous, arrogant, adultering, ignorant and petty misabuse of female power to entrap Joseph in a web of deceit, his Egyptian imprisonment with slanderous untruth.

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Lot's of Potiphar's Wife out there trying to cougarize young men, committing adultery, and lying to save their old ugly arse in the legal system.

by Lies 4 a Living 2 August, 2024

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Definition:

Making out

Colloquialism:

Baby, what's my speech? Well, I only speak in Tongues wit all the women at church. Baby, I know we don't speak the same prayer language, but lets both speak in Tongues.

by Song of Solo Man 16 May, 2025

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A brasilian bitch that only chases soccer players.

Colloquialism:

For the love of Maria, there's another Maria Schuteira chasing the football players. Well, ain't it a dream come true, Maria Schuteira and Lil Ronaldo got married.

by Sock Her 2 August, 2023

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Definition:

Concubines

Colloquialism:

Solomon say, "I got Bines all over the palace." Every real man gotta bine named Bilhah, that he dine, cuz she fine.'"

by Multiply 14 October, 2024

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