Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Struggling strippers not able to make money as dancers.

Colloquialism:

Skrippers in ATL ain't makin' dough. Sux, right?

by Money Not Cometh 29 November, 2024

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The Orlando Product. A talented latin ballplayer, shortstop from Orlando, Florida.

Colloquialism:

Gutie is a living legend from the O-Town. That be Orlando, Florida for y’all that don't know our lingo. Gutie be like already on third with a triple. Gutie be like turning a double play before you get out the batter's box. That's a Gutie play right there - smooth and efficient.

by OrlandKnow 3 July, 2023

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People who keep up the Jonese's.

Colloquialism:

Debt Master Flash and Debt Grantham only know how to waste money.

by Evil White People 13 November, 2025

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Fat people that think they are attractive when they are actually fat.

Colloquialism:

Queen Latifah is definitely Fatractive. Everytime I walk the Vegas Strip I see all women dressed nice, but the problem is they Fatractive.

by Mockupedia 11 April, 2024

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People that work the graveyard shift.

Colloquialism:

Just another graveyarder working the late night shift. I'm so glad I'm not a graveyarder!

by Open Hearts Graves 7 July, 2023

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Grant chick from Somalia!

Colloquialism:

Sadia Poor is tryna rep the haughty Somali horn of Africa pride. Not happening! Sadia Poor is stealing money from Learing Center in Minnesota!

by Callin' Out Names 31 May, 2026

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Going to jail only to get pardoned.

Colloquialism:

Everyone's famous now I guess on Tiktok? Not! I'll tell you if you go to prison and get presidentially pardoned you are a somebody in my books. Cuz, that's not easy to do. Foh reals, you a nobody unless you can be Presidentially Pardonable!

by Chris Lee 18 July, 2025

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Flamboyant Christian sermons preached by preachers who claim the double annointing.

Colloquialism:

I guess the Double Annointers want me to be Elisha too? Alright Elijah, lay it on me and give me that double annointing. I want to be a Double Annointer too! 😃 Look, yall, I already followed Elijah and got the double annointing, so unless there is a quadruple annointing I got my double annointing.

by Frankincense & Myrhh 17 April, 2025

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LA = Los Angeles

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So glad that UConn's Dan Hurley did not take his talents to "West Beach" like Judas James Shuttlesworth.

by Mockupedia 10 June, 2024

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Incredibly old jealous broads past the age of 40 that hate the fact that Superstar Peacock dates 21 to 29 year old gorgeous women on a regular basis.

Colloquialism:

Hahaha, desperado bitches be complaining about my 21 year old gorgeous hottie. Sucks to be you, you old Desperados! Desperados always be angry for no good reason.

by Superstar Peacock 22 September, 2023

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