Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

When you find yourself in the precarias situation of paying for everything.

Colloquialism:

Thought dis was monopoly but I'm gettin' screwed in the Payopoly. I don't play Payopoly only Playopoly, Monopoly, and Layopoly.

by Payless 22 January, 2024

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The Orlando Product. A talented latin ballplayer, shortstop from Orlando, Florida.

Colloquialism:

Gutie is a living legend from the O-Town. That be Orlando, Florida for y’all that don't know our lingo. Gutie be like already on third with a triple. Gutie be like turning a double play before you get out the batter's box. That's a Gutie play right there - smooth and efficient.

by OrlandKnow 3 July, 2023

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Definition:

The act of reversing trangenderism.

Colloquialism:

Man, being a woman is not what it's all cracked up to be, so I am scheduled for gender re-reassignment like DruPaul.

by Sanity vs. Vanity 7 August, 2024

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Definition:

Fake Saudi Prince Imposter

Colloquialism:

Tony Gignac is one fuckin' deluded pawn. Needs a mental evaluation.

by Sheikh of Araby 13 August, 2024

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Definition:

Indian Disease; Worst Underculture.

Colloquialism:

What's JeetPox? Oh yea, it's headbopping, bad, smelly, accented, slumlording, demon temple worship, paganistic underculture of idolatrous criminals, thieves, and scammers who are brainswashed by Bollywood movies in pursuits of more fraud in Western Countries. Watch out for the JeetPox!

by Meets The Jeetsons 24 June, 2026

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Definition:

Girl who gets drunk as the passenger.

Colloquialism:

I'll be the Passenger Princess to Prince Paypig and get drunk on the wallet warriors account.

by Easy Life 8 May, 2026

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Cutting off crazy Jane Doe from your life by blocking her texts, calls, email, social media, and stalking.

Colloquialism:

You thought I said, "block chain?" Nah, said, "Block Jane" like I'mma have to Block Jane and put a restraining order on her for crazy test messages at 2:02 am and love letters to my email inbox, and secret stalking of my social media. How much Block Jane you invested in?

by Walkie Talkie 23 January, 2025

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Definition:

Sports term for losing to a clutch sports play at the end of a game named after Duke basketball Christian Laettner's epic game winning shot vs. Kentucky in 1992.

Colloquialism:

Yo! Check it out, Braylin Mullins just Laettnered Duke in the Elite Eight, March Madness. Talk about payback for the Puke Blue Devils big shots in the 90's. Ain't Michigan so happy now? We got Laettnered at the end of the game by the best player on the other team. Hate that guy!

by Karaban Caravan 31 March, 2026

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Definition:

Slavishly servile in demeanor

Colloquialism:

I'm King, all you Obsequious Peasants bow to the lord of Unlimitoso

by Sovereign 9 August, 2024

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