Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Mafuckas from shame cultures that create a stumbling block in the Christian's life to feel bad about your awesome life.

Colloquialism:

Shamers like Judas Khanna is the whole fuckin' problem in the world, tryna make me feel bad for my entire life's greatness. Fuck you Shamers!

by Ungrateful Dead 5 June, 2024

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Hot east Asian girls.

Colloquialism:

There be those Pursuasians toting their bright colord purses and wearing eye liner.

by The Asian Sensation 2 July, 2023

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Definition:

Fictitious large number

Colloquialism:

None of the words jillion, zillion, squillion, gazillion, kazillion, Bajillion, or bazillion (or Brazilian) are real numbers.

by Cuzillion 11 August, 2024

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The region across the Jordan River from Jericho where Israel invaded the land of Canaan in the book of Joshua.

Colloquialism:

Where's that shitty place those Israelites cross into Jordan from Jericho? Oh, I rememba called, "Shittim." Shittim must've been a smelly place by the name of it. Lots of shittimites from Shittim I guess, right?

by Dung Gate 25 November, 2024

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Fabulous Aboroginals

Colloquialism:

Faboriginal like the real people of Australia

by Koala 1 August, 2024

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Analogy for old fat women that have broke ass suitors making lame ass low bids on that 200,000 miler ass of a worthless honda civic.

Colloquialism:

That desperado Rhonda Civic is on her last legs at over 200,000 miles, and who would want to drive that old clunker to the car show? Sho no! Not me.

by Miles 22 September, 2023

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A Pimp and his Prostitute.

Colloquialism:

Saw Drugs Bunny & Jessica Rabbit sippin on Syzzurp and lighting carrots at the Block in Baltimore.

by Mockupedia 23 June, 2024

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A Jewish person from Jew York.

Colloquialism:

What's new? He's a Jew Yorker.

by Jewbacca 13 July, 2023

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The hotel host who smells like Indian food at your Notel.

Colloquialism:

There's Biryani Boy smelling awful.

by Smell You Later 28 June, 2023

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Definition:

The moronic deluded Pope of the Vatican that would baptize fake Aliens if they visited Earth.

Colloquialism:

Dope Francis says, "show your love for the alien, for you were Aliens in the land of Egypt."

by End Catholicism 11 September, 2023

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