Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Fired New York school teacher claiming to be a Yankee Scout in Colombia.

Colloquialism:

Hi, I'm Scam McFalse! I claim to be hired by the Yankees as an international scout when in reality I'm running from an arrest warrant from Westchester. I'm Scam McFalse. I make violent threats everywhere I go, use racial slurs, and chase people with baseball bats because I'm a psychopath.

by Misdemeanor 2 Felony! 12 April, 2026

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Just put Taylor Swift in jail like right quick.

Colloquialism:

It should not be Taylor Swift, but Jail Her Swift!

by Mockupedia 12 February, 2024

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The fundamentals and econmics of high flying of basketball dunk artists.

Colloquialism:

The Dunkanomics show 48 inch vertical translates to a 1.3 million dollar cheque. Cash App me those Dunkanomic winnings.

by Funky Dunky 31 July, 2024

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No track record; a thin resume.

Colloquialism:

There goes those 20 years old with a Lack Record! Thin resumes yet they think they are the greatest.

by Real Resume Guy 5 July, 2023

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Slush fund of the Demorats

Colloquialism:

USgaid turns out to be a huge slush fund of taxpayer dollars distributed to gay related objectives, and nothing straight, only benders.

by Elizabeth Poorin' 6 February, 2025

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When china boys sponsor the women they are infatuated with.

Colloquialism:

China boyz are at again. she just open up the Sino Simp Shop.

by Kaifung Monetary Sponsors 19 December, 2025

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Dumb goofy person

Colloquialism:

Too many Doof Ballz for me to count.

by Park in Goofy 18 July, 2025

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Fake French word for "oblivious moron."

Colloquialism:

Obliviere doesn't know how to wait a table. I have been already waiting 45 minutes. "Let's go Obliviere, I don't have all day!"

by In the Know 7 September, 2023

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A fictionalized character in the movie Hurricane who represents the racist system and attitude of the white guy in charge who attempts to criminalize and verbally attack people of color because of feeling threatened by their success, advancement, and victory.

Colloquialism:

Damn, we got a Della Pesca as Governor, watch out for Della Pesca the new DA. Oh nah, Della Pesca is the security guard. Lots of secret Della Pesca's running around town. Found out Della Pesca was a Nazi war criminal. "When I face a Della Pesca, I give them no respect ah."

by Ruben Hurricane Carter 20 August, 2023

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Definition:

Old blonde women with fake tits, freckles on their skin, botox lips, and lots of make up.

Colloquialism:

I don't fool with Oldy Lox only Goldy Lox.

by Zebra Referee 23 August, 2025

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