Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

All the fake religious institutions, Hindu, Muslim, Sikh, Buddhist temples in your city.

Colloquialism:

Well, I done drove MLK and saw me a Satan Cells poppin' on de corner of Rowe and MLK. Damn, G, won Google and saw all the Satan Cells in Las Vegas. Scamma Jamma! Called a Satan Cell once, and spoke with the secretary couldn't understand a word he sayin.

by Concerned For My Community 11 October, 2024

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Definition:

The price for sex.

Colloquialism:

What's her Ass Rent go for? Curious to know the Ass Rental rates? Babe, what's your Ass Rent?

by Pay by the Meat Her 18 August, 2024

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Definition:

The generic folks that only copy, but don't do anything original, the non-creative.

Colloquialism:

There goes those Copy Machines copying every move I do. Kobe was a Copy Machine who stole all of Jordan's moves.

by The Copier 26 June, 2023

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Definition:

Gunman at the Trump Assassination attempt in Pennsylvania.

Colloquialism:

Matt Who Crooks is one crooked white devil. That Crazy Cracka Matt Who Crooks be killin' folks, thank God he's crooked path sent him off the earth.

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Definition:

Cocaine for sale in Cabo, Mexico.

Colloquialism:

Shouldn't be called Cabo, but Cablow because everywhere I go, they be offering blow, and now you know! Don't tell I didn't say so.

by Keynote Speaker 2 February, 2025

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Definition:

Tally wacking

Colloquialism:

Pornicators going at 5 times a day!

by Banana Boat 21 December, 2023

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Definition:

Female black tennis player skin bleaching to look lighter but only looking like a Wayans in the movie White Chicks!

Colloquialism:

Damn, Serena Wayans lookin' strango like a dango. What the hell is goin' on wit dese crazy folks in failebrityville? Can you just be proud of who you are? Man, I've got Alopecia but don't need hair transplants for this one Serena Wayans.

by Keenan Ivory 29 November, 2024

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Definition:

Any evil book or work that is untrue or full of myths and lies.

Colloquialism:

Oh yea, that's a Book of Devilation! Lovecraft’s “Necronomicon" definitely an evil book. What's about Rebelation 6:66? Sound moh like The Book of Devilation!

by Evil Work 1 July, 2025

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Definition:

Girl who cries all the time.

Colloquialism:

There’s no crying in baseball, you little cryer.

by No Crying In Baseball 29 June, 2023

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