Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

People that are not great. No significant accomplishments. Instagram wannabees.

Colloquialism:

What's new? More of the Greatless! I've met some astoundingly great people, but you are not one of them because, well, you're Greatless!

by Mockupedia 15 February, 2024

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When fans are asked to participate during half time shows or the 7th innning stretch only to trip and fall during their dismal performances.

Colloquialism:

Triptafan look et'em wipe out. You mean the amino acid protein? Nah. The game of Triptafan happens all the with sports spectators.

by Spectrometer Read Outs 7 April, 2025

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On a mission to get laid.

Colloquialism:

We're at a club. it's definitely Mission Skin Possible. Women are showing out tonight!

by Dr. Love Wrong 27 December, 2025

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The act of committing crimes.

Colloquialism:

Dem folks is Criming! Doin' all kinds of malevolence: killin' tiefin' and gangsterizin'. Criming!

by Trinibad 23 December, 2024

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Definition:

The list of those that lack.

Colloquialism:

Had to put them on my Lack List.

by They Be Lacking 1 July, 2023

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Asians.

Colloquialism:

Strange looking faces in East Asia.

by Casey 14 November, 2025

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When freeloaders invite their friends to eat up your resources.

Colloquialism:

Jamilly was on the complete other side of town, but asked for the Double Friend Request to my resort community. I said, "No, thank you. One person at a time." When a woman pulls the Double Friend Request, you know she is only trying to use you, and you are not getting any.

by Living Single 27 September, 2023

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Caribbean for a joker.

Colloquialism:

That Coolie be a Jokey Mon.

by Jokester 30 June, 2023

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New Agers who got played by the Hindus and Buddhists, and have become total crackpots.

Colloquialism:

It's just Crackpot Central! Oh yea, I saw an episode of Crackpot Central, was hideous to say The Least. Listening to white crackpots talk about their Ayuahasca events is funny. You don't need pychedelics to be a crackpot! Just tune into Crackpot Central.

by Looney Toons 5 February, 2025

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Denigrating untalented girls who suck at soccer but think they are the next female activists. Don't live in reality. Think they are next Pele!

Colloquialism:

No, I don't listen to fuckin' Pelemeninas! Nope, you can report on me all that you want! 41 year old dude vs. 8 year old Pelemenina loser bitch. Not fuckin' happening! And you think you are Pele? Fuck that shit. No respect here.

by VG Sun Cobertura 29 June, 2025

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