Vernacular for Hezbollah. Hellbound Jihadi's on the wrong side of life's wadi.
Hellzballah be Jihadi, no I can't accept this kind of badi! Hellzballah be worshippin' his allah, but don't realize hellz-be-allah he gettin!
by Sista Yadi 17 October, 2023
Shitty Cyber security firm that is known for the Blue Screen of Death on July 18, 2024.
CrowdStrike Sux. Hate hackers! Going to start my own cyber security company.
by Evil Wins 19 July, 2024
African't Liars from a fictitious country making up stories for money from interternational sponsors.
Well, the girl from Liegeria claimed her mama died and now is raisin' donations for 20 million naira. You know what I got? Just let the phone
by Lagos Chronicle 10 June, 2026
Stolen vehicle
Dolo zippin' near Eager park. Cops chasin' them after dark.
by Mockupedia 20 June, 2024
Going to jail only to get pardoned.
Everyone's famous now I guess on Tiktok? Not! I'll tell you if you go to prison and get presidentially pardoned you are a somebody in my books. Cuz, that's not easy to do. Foh reals, you a nobody unless you can be Presidentially Pardonable!
by Chris Lee 18 July, 2025
Not GI Jane; but Artificial chicks.
I now pay AI Jane a subscription to talk to me. No more parking lot pimpin' only AI Simpin.
by Where's Ashton? 19 February, 2026
A dumb Ethiopian woman that thinks she's the Queen of Sheba when she ain't.
Yea, I married a Ethiopian woman named Miss Ya Missin', girl thought she was the Queen of Sheba but I didn't know fugees were royal's from Shashemeni?
by Astoria News 14 September, 2023
When a credit facility charges you fees for unused monies in the loan provision. Can also be the price for being in a relationship.
Man, I'm glad we're in a relationship but now I got to pay the Commitment Fees!
by Under Write Her 15 August, 2024
Having big families but not going anywhere in life. The stalemate of a fast mating rate halving to zero dividend payouts.
You know the greatest irony? I call it the Lackrifice, when people be having kids quick, claiming we love each other so much, but making you front the bill. No! I didn't sign up for the Lackrifice on the alter of bad family choices.
by Choices 18 August, 2023