Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Liberal leftist talking points by brainwashed idiots that will take 20 years to unlearn.

Colloquialism:

The War Of Idiots part 3 is on fake news CNN. Talking to radicalized college students is impossible these days.

by Badly Figures 17 January, 2025

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When the bank gives you credit or when you get your paycheck or find money on the ground.

Colloquialism:

My friend tole me "Happy Thanksgiving." I tole em' I only celebrate Happy Banksgiving, when I get paid, laid, and shaggin' the maid. It's Banksgiving time!

by Credit or Debit? 7 October, 2023

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Definition:

Some Bolshevik ruler who wants to rule the world.

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Gladimir Lootin' wants all the Stans in his bag of Russian Christmas presents.

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The real name of a supermarket in Brazil.

Colloquialism:

What the duck? I just came across a market called Super Mobydick in Brazil. Girl at the super market says, "You gotta a rather large Super Mobydick, can I check you out?

by Jaws 18 April, 2025

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Definition:

Backwater townies

Colloquialism:

Po Dunks dialecting differently than city boys and townies.

by Hiya 2 February, 2026

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Definition:

Reading literature to you calm your nerves.

Colloquialism:

Go read a Calmanac! Settle down young Kwame, here, look see, read a Calmanac. Nigga, you need a Calmanac!

by Mockupedia 14 June, 2024

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Definition:

Fake story that Adam had a second wife named Lilith.

Colloquialism:

The polyamorists claim the Lilith Myth is true. Not even close.

by Unbiblicals 18 January, 2026

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Definition:

Learning to mock absurdity in comedic humor.

Colloquialism:

Mockupedia is a new software company on the internet.

by Mockrates 9 August, 2024

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Gross nepotism in the synogogue amongst the Mammon Bankers.

Colloquialism:

The board comprised of all Jews voted on the Jewstice System.

by Judge Allred 12 November, 2024

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Definition:

Men who pathetically simp for attention getting entitled women.

Colloquialism:

Boy, you are so incredibly SimPathetic! Total joke Mr. SimPathetic.

by Mockupedia 11 April, 2024

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