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Definition:

Religious White Leaders

Colloquialism:

Definitely not going to attend The Lossing Church and listen to people I hate anyways.

by Steven Hitler Fuhrer 7 November, 2025

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Women who think they can be lead Pastors.

Colloquialism:

No bitch, you not a lead Pastor, and I ain't listening to you. All yall Militant Pastorettes need to stand down! Will the real men stand up and Pastor, so these Pentalostal Pastorettes can participate in orderly worship.

by Pastorettes 14 October, 2023

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Slave companions

Colloquialism:

She's my Hagar! Yep, my slave companion. Hagar's fly to Switzerland and Dubai to slave companion Rabs and Swiss. When was the last time your Hagar gave you an Ishmael? Hagar puttin' out at least. I got me a Hagar.

by Don't Plow With My Heifer! 5 February, 2025

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Using your brain or know how to solve a puzzling problem with ease, but not scamming.

Colloquialism:

I used a Mid-level Hack to get commandeer the system.

by Eddie Tipton 16 August, 2024

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Hick way of saying tractor.

Colloquialism:

Just wear a cowboy hat, act like a fucking hick, and run a Tractactor, and you'll get a white chick. 😃😃😃

by Eight Track 25 May, 2026

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Metal bat baseball

Colloquialism:

Folks in college jus' playin' Fakeball not real baseball. Baseball is played with a wood bat, not a metal bat. Fakeball sux.

by Fakeball Players 27 February, 2026

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Brown army of people who believe in Islam.

Colloquialism:

Watch out for the Brown Muslim Army. Bad arguments. Total failure religion. Weird looking people.

by Apologia 4 September, 2024

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Pastorette who married her Brazilian adopted son.

Colloquialism:

Flordelis now marrying her kid? Incest.

by Incest Mama 14 October, 2023

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Always saying praise the Lord like a gazillion times, and usually with a weird accent that goes with it.

Colloquialism:

Hi Brother Frank, praise the Lord. Hi Sister Harris, praise the Lord. Hello world, praise the Lord. Praise the Lord. Praise the Lord. Praise the Lord. Praise the Lord. Praise the Lord. Praise the Lord. Praise the Lord. Praise the Lord. Praise the Lord. Praise the Lord. Praise the Lord.

by The Lordster 26 June, 2023

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Adding hate into an already very evil world.

Colloquialism:

And I went to school too. What's the Hatematics on that equation? Hate plus hate equals hates. Hey baby, what's your hate percentage? I'm clockin' a high hate count on this bad guy.

by Hatred Love 1 December, 2025

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