Definition:
Portmanteau for contradictory and retarded.
Colloquialism:
That's so Contarded my bro. Talk about the most Contarded statement I've heard in a long long time.
by Quantiplier 31 July, 2024
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Definition:
A painful sexual experience, or a wanton lustful desire that cannot be justified.
Colloquialism:
"I'm dealing with a serious dilemma of Shagony. It hurts so much that my boyfriend and I broke up two years ago. "Yea, it sucks, got a major bout of Shagony. Help, I need a lover I'm struggling with a serious case of the shagonies." I went to a sex therapist and doc says, "I've got Shagony." I ask, "What is Shagony, I never heard of that before" She flat out said, "Go fuck someone else, you've been couped up in Abstinenceville and Celibacy to long, like 10 years too long."
by Clarisa Clutz 31 August, 2023
Definition:
A pejorative broad terminology for people from Canada.
Colloquialism:
The Albertas recently retired and bought a home in Cabo. There's a lot of Albertas that live in Cabarete. Kendrick Lamar thoughts on The Albertas? "They not like us, they not like us!"
by Winnipeg & Whistler 17 January, 2025
Definition:
Not the cartels, but the cops that stop you on the side of the road, try to confiscate your passport or driver license until you pay a fee.
Colloquialism:
The Hexican Crime Syndicate got me for 1000 pesos for holding my phone GPS in my hand. I really don't care about Sinaloa, more vexed about the Hex, the Hexican Crime Syndicate that stole my ID for money.
by Broken Tail Light 24 August, 2024
Definition:
Nillionaire Contractors that have no clue how to make pools.
Colloquialism:
Huckster "Bad Pool Builder" wsell pools that will not pass code.
by Heitmen 17 August, 2024
Definition:
Russian drunkard lush.
Colloquialism:
Vladimir and Boris be some drunk Lushins I know from the bungalow colony in Up State New York. Lushins love their vodka, gin & tonic.
by Drinkzilla 10 December, 2023
Definition:
When a woman asks you nosy questions to learn your secret sauce.
Colloquialism:
Shut your trap, yap, I know you Along Came A Spider. I seen the movie.
by Alex Cross 6 August, 2024
Definition:
Slang for rigmarole or that which is absurd.
Colloquialism:
I am not a Circus Act or a Harlem Globetrotter. This is my real life. She's just a Circus Act; a one trick pony.
by Trapezi 4 August, 2024
Definition:
Person who commits suicide.
Colloquialism:
Relationships are not suicide missions. I repeat they are not Felo-De-Se. They are give and take. You got the fucking memo?
by Self-Annihilation 18 September, 2023
Definition:
Unholy, unrighteous, profane, inaccurate, heathen, pagan, shoddy philosophical thought.
Colloquialism:
Pastor T called us out on all that Unbiblicalness. I present you sinners a new word: Unbiblicalness! Cut the unbiblical cord please with so much Unbiblicalness in the pews. U want a legalistic term from the pentalostal crowd, I got one: Unbiblicalness.
by King'om o Yahweh 14 October, 2024