Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Sikhs, Jabis, and all the groups of people that wear Turbans.

Colloquialism:

Preachin' to the urban community is tapped out. Now, I'm movin' to the innercity Turban Communities. Global Vision 2025: Turban Communities. Oh yea, I met a whole bunch of Turban Outfitters last week at the mall. Smelled awful.

by Zaidy Paki 6 October, 2024

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Definition:

A put down.

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Brave Words, You Should Be An Indian! Oh, oh, oh! Atlanta Braves style.

by Squanto 20 February, 2026

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Definition:

The times of great delusion in our world.

Colloquialism:

Hello world, we livin' in the Daze of Deception, and that strong delusion is no illusion.

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When you recollect the past and realize how dumb you were from past stupid evidents.

Colloquialism:

Been There Dumb That. I totally remember how dumb that was, when I was drunk as a skunk and jumped off a moving boat in shallow water only to land on jagged rocks.

by Dumb and Dumber 10 August, 2023

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Definition:

Not committed, only have appointments with "Ho's."

Colloquialism:

I don't have committments, I got Homittments!

by Lovely Days 30 September, 2023

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Shitty hotels for sale on LoopNet.com that no would ever buy in a million years.

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I wanted to buy a 100 room hotel, but only saw fugly run down Bates Motels for sale on the internet. "Yea, I stayed at a Bates Motel a long time ago, roaches everywhere, one disgusting place!" Norman Bates would have loved it.

by Shanghai Living 29 August, 2023

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Definition:

African American Vernacular Linguistics

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Blaccent is everywhere on the internet.

by Talk Right 27 October, 2023

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Definition:

When all your options flop. Failure on all sides.

Colloquialism:

Some people be trading options. Jezebel be trading Floptions. "Man, I only got Floptions right now!"

by Floppy Risk 2 August, 2023

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Definition:

Court case whereby the plaintiff Mascarenhas was discriminated by the employees of Caesars Entertainment at the Cromwell Casino hotel.

Colloquialism:

Mascarenhas Vs. Caesars Malice is the grand ole sequel to Bonavito vs Harvard. What do Judge Andrew Gordon and Judge Young have in common? A conflict of interest. Gordon was a partner at Mcdonald, Carano, and Wilson. Guess what? Anthony Carano III owns a part of Caesars Entertainment. Ask Mr. Gary Carano what he thinks about the conflict of interest? Motion to remand for the plaintiff.

by Eldorado Resorts 9 November, 2025

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