Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

When Jamaicans visit America with no money, claiming to only have 11 dollars, only deceiving and sucking the kindness of good hearted individuals.

Colloquialism:

A&M say, "God told us this is a faith journey. We only have 11 dollars!" I tell them, "Well, I got news for you, don't come to the USA with 11 dollars."

by Mockupedia 12 July, 2023

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A taker

Colloquialism:

She's not a woman, but a Takemon! Take, take, take...a leech has two daughters and their names are Give and Give.

by Aguilera 1 October, 2024

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A reserve bank account designed to pay for all the stupidity you will have to pay in this world indicative of your stupidity or the stupidity of others.

Colloquialism:

Had to make anotha draw from the Stupid Account for all the stupid choices of the human race, I included. Oh yea, I keep at least 10k in my Stupid Account for idiotville.

by Scammers Paradise 18 July, 2024

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The inevitable moment when a false Christian declares their apostasy to the faith.

Colloquialism:

So I knew Dan Barker would be signing a letter and Apostdate it at some point in the future! Wa la more Apostdates!

by Losing my religion 11 September, 2023

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China Spy

Colloquialism:

Sounds like shoe. Don't let Xu Yanjun spy on you.

by GE 24 August, 2024

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The act of a young man leaving home and making it on his own in the world without mommy and daddy.

Colloquialism:

Those boom-a-rang kids need to learn to Mancipate. How long you gonna live with your parents?

by Negratation 13 July, 2023

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Poor guy with no money.

Colloquialism:

Broke Solo at the bus stop. Broke Solo on the train ride. Broke Solo livin' alone. I met Broke Solo in Cabarete, DR. Guy's name was Cody from Kansas. Broke Solo lost all his money at the Black Jack table! Broke Solo!

by Level Down! 2 December, 2024

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When migrants are being shipped into the US cities during night.

Colloquialism:

I tell the undocumented migrants in my city why don't you go to Leaveland.

by New Grant City 27 October, 2024

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Folks that be greedy for sex.

Colloquialism:

There goes those Sluttons fiending for the booty bounce.

by Anonymous 26 June, 2023

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Some motherfuckin' white guy comes to Africa, and claims the country is now his name.

Colloquialism:

White people be stealing everything. They steal country names like Rhodesia, people's names, they steal people's inventions, they steal your business, and they steal talent.

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