Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Side girlfriends.

Colloquialism:

When you witness your Side Chick strike up a convo with your main chick.

by Guys Got Options 1 September, 2024

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When dumbass women ask for a financial deposit to be their friend.

Colloquialism:

Saw a video on a guy testifying how a black woman told him he needed to pay a $500 deposit to be her friend. Talk about the entitlement? Nope, I will not be making a Friend Deposit anytime wit dese prostitute minded women.

by Women Crazy These Days 22 January, 2025

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One sick evil rich bastard. The embodiment of Satan.

Colloquialism:

What's new? George Soros thinks he's god!

by Davos Switzerland 26 January, 2024

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The pejorative variation of the Arabic spelling for Muslim, meaning "one who is evil and unjust.”

Colloquialism:

No, I don't call the Slims by their name. They are, "The Moslems," as far as I am concerned. The Moslems!

by Arabic Paganism 27 November, 2024

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Fired New York school teacher claiming to be a Yankee Scout in Colombia.

Colloquialism:

Hi, I'm Scam McFalse! I claim to be hired by the Yankees as an international scout when in reality I'm running from an arrest warrant from Westchester. I'm Scam McFalse. I make violent threats everywhere I go, use racial slurs, and chase people with baseball bats because I'm a psychopath.

by Misdemeanor 2 Felony! 12 April, 2026

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A fat Italian immigrant who does not have his citizenship.

Colloquialism:

“That Bernard talks a lot of shit, but it doesn’t matter, he can’t vote anyways.” He’s a Bernard.

by Bernard 26 June, 2023

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The quest for ass. Hitting the best lookin' booty bump in your player career.

Colloquialism:

There's something called hypergamy, well men got our own and we call it, "Bootypergamy."

by To Legit to Quit 31 December, 2024

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Long penis

Colloquialism:

He got a Mandingo! Man-din-go!

by Big Dick Lova 31 July, 2024

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When white women turn to demonic wiccan activities as a way to not listen to the Christian Poc.

Colloquialism:

There's Ariele doing more Bitchcraft trying to put a spell on you. Ain't that some Bitch Of Endor shit! Get that white Bitchcraft out of my way.

by Sherika 17 July, 2023

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Faster. The person whose gifting is prayer and fasting.

Colloquialism:

Some iz de Rasta, and some iz de Pastor, but a good church has a whole bunch of Fastas.

by Pray it up 26 September, 2023

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