Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

The awkward guys who wear swim fins in public swimming pools.

Colloquialism:

Scene out of movie but nah for real I saw a "Swim Finner pool swimmer" dude at my resort condominium pool.

by Unbelievably True 1 September, 2023

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Loma Cove hideout up on de hill of San Andres.

Colloquialism:

Cold showers, shoddy internet, no AC, cats meowing, barking dogs, chickens roaming around, and great cooking with an ocean view is what you get at Hotel Alida. Hotel Alida need to make upgrades for 2025!

by Sojourner Truth 15 December, 2024

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Women that look like the minotaur with a cow nose ring.

Colloquialism:

Don't listen to Cow Nose Ringers, run! Cow Nose Ringers not gonna speak at my platform. Cow Nose Ringers be either Bi-Sexuals, Lesbians, Prostitutes, or Emo chicks.

by Run Forest Run! 12 February, 2025

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The spelling B champ from India.

Colloquialism:

There's awkard Vinasa, the new India B, spelling champ 3 years in a row.

by Smarty Pants 2 July, 2023

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United Nations

Colloquialism:

United Nothing only saying nothing. Always wrong on just about everything.

by Dumb 27 October, 2023

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The pejorative variation of the Arabic spelling for Muslim, meaning "one who is evil and unjust.”

Colloquialism:

No, I don't call the Slims by their name. They are, "The Moslems," as far as I am concerned. The Moslems!

by Arabic Paganism 27 November, 2024

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Sleepin' with the maid; having kids out of wedlock.

Colloquialism:

Boy Arnold, ain't it great being the Governator. Just cover up all the maids you did, and hiding little Arnie that looks just like you.

by Exposing Lies 26 June, 2023

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Preaching that is so way out of context and sensational using the"first and the last" scripture incorrectly.

Colloquialism:

Uh o, I know where this is going, the Lasters on his soap box preaching how I can't be first but last! Perfect, more Laster's telling me I'm last and why I can't be first. I don't listen to Lasters, Lordsters, and Sundayers. Hahaha.

by Pimple Saudager 17 April, 2025

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Fake Saudi Prince Imposter

Colloquialism:

Tony Gignac is one fuckin' deluded pawn. Needs a mental evaluation.

by Sheikh of Araby 13 August, 2024

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