Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

40 days of Fasting.

Colloquialism:

Ya wanna lose weight quick? Get on the Jesus Diet. Break your temptations in half with a 40 day fast! Jesus Diet worked for me! Jesus Diet, better than the Crack Diet! No side effects or addictions.

by Ron the Baptist 3 August, 2024

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Definition:

The Doctor of Ass!

Colloquialism:

Hi, I'm Dr. Djibouti and come to my medical clinic, I am the doctor of ass. I will make sure you have the best ass on the planet. My factory the Assplant, will give you the best African butt lift ever.

by African Round Booty 13 July, 2023

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Definition:

Fat people that think they are attractive when they are actually fat.

Colloquialism:

Queen Latifah is definitely Fatractive. Everytime I walk the Vegas Strip I see all women dressed nice, but the problem is they Fatractive.

by Mockupedia 11 April, 2024

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A fake online profile designed to trick people into falling in love, or creating the illusion of romance only to scam money out of that individual.

Colloquialism:

"Catfish bitch left me in the parking lot of Costco the other week. How the hell did this happen to me?"

by Trout 2 July, 2023

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Definition:

Mentally deranged; serial killer type.

Colloquialism:

That Sickofrantic murderer lopped off their heads and made chop souye with them.

by Reprehensible 9 August, 2024

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Accented Indians who can't say Sir but instead say Saar.

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Saars like SARS are a cancer of the tongue. Saars attacks! Watchout for Scam Center Jivica and Rani. The Saars at the 7-11 illegally using card reader machines! Saars = Jeets & Jeets = Cheats.

by Beat The Jeet 27 June, 2026

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The police department in the UK that deals with policing fraud.

Colloquialism:

Fraud Squad

by Tracking Spies 3 September, 2024

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Definition:

No track record; a thin resume.

Colloquialism:

There goes those 20 years old with a Lack Record! Thin resumes yet they think they are the greatest.

by Real Resume Guy 5 July, 2023

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Definition:

Pain be upon him.

Colloquialism:

Definitely not peace but pain be upon him.

by Moslem Joke 9 June, 2025

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