Definition:
The act of watching too much pornography for pleasure or releasing tension.
Colloquialism:
Start fucking you morons. Quit being a pornicator.
by Magnum 19 August, 2023
Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary
Mockupedia is written by you.
Definition:
A horrible, atrocious female wannabee rapper who stole 4.5 billion of bitcoin with Russian boyfriend accomplice Lichtenstein.
Colloquialism:
You go down in history as the worst rapper ever. Stop! You suck at rapping. Worse than that Opie Razzle Khan.
by Exploiting Losers 7 August, 2024
Definition:
Everything good on that body but her face.
Colloquialism:
She's a Butterface but the Legend of Bag Her Pants continues! Women is players too. Lay it on me Mrs. Butterface.
by Mac Attack 20 November, 2024
Definition:
Fake tan cream. The guys that wear orange tan solution on their body instead of just getting some real sunshine.
Colloquialism:
There's the Fake Tan Man wearing orange tan solution in Seattle.
by Simon the Tanner 2 July, 2023
Definition:
Old blonde women with fake tits, freckles on their skin, botox lips, and lots of make up.
Colloquialism:
I don't fool with Oldy Lox only Goldy Lox.
by Zebra Referee 23 August, 2025
Definition:
When a drunken pilot flies a plane under the influence of alcohol
Colloquialism:
Gabe Drunken' Schroeder is guilty of being under the influence of alcohol while flying a commercial flight.
by Drunken State Pouriers 30 September, 2023
Definition:
An American expression that means person's genetics are so exquisite you can't afford their great looks.
Colloquialism:
Your DNA's on point! I'm Out of Pocket for Those Genes! Oh my what? I'm Out of Pocket for Those Genes, Mr. Handsome Man! His game too good on the floor, no one can keep, we all is Out of Pocket for Those Genes!
by Butterfly Princess 12 June, 2025
Definition:
When married persons cheat with communicative intent so it is not considered an outright affair.
Colloquialism:
Hey wife, pick a day on the calendar I can have my Annual Cheat Out. "Ok, June 2nd." Pick my day hubby. "Babe, you can have November 5th." Perfect. Why does it have to be an affair, if it's my annual cheat day? Sex is not love.
by Once a Year! 11 February, 2025
Definition:
Makin' Whoopi.
Colloquialism:
Let's get Fucky Lucky babe. I got the beers; you got the Sex Gear.
by Anonymous 26 June, 2023
Definition:
The percentage rate for which a person, activity, or project will fail. Essentially, the fail rate.
Colloquialism:
His Failability rate is like 100%! The Failability readout is showing total failure. Not winning.
by Metrik Monster 24 August, 2024
