Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Shortened version of the word appreciate.

Colloquialism:

Man, I Preciate you for what you did for me.

by Yo! 17 September, 2023

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Definition:

A painful sexual experience, or a wanton lustful desire that cannot be justified.

Colloquialism:

"I'm dealing with a serious dilemma of Shagony. It hurts so much that my boyfriend and I broke up two years ago. "Yea, it sucks, got a major bout of Shagony. Help, I need a lover I'm struggling with a serious case of the shagonies." I went to a sex therapist and doc says, "I've got Shagony." I ask, "What is Shagony, I never heard of that before" She flat out said, "Go fuck someone else, you've been couped up in Abstinenceville and Celibacy to long, like 10 years too long."

by Clarisa Clutz 31 August, 2023

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Definition:

Love romance scammers who use fake photos and ask for money.

Colloquialism:

How do you feel morally or ethically when you Love Rat old bitches for money? Juju man?

by Is This Christian? 2 September, 2026

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Atheism

Colloquialism:

The White Cancer of Atheism spread from the European Neanderthal's who through white people spread the fake theory of evolutionary lies to the entire world, infected the minds of people of color. Reading a secular textbook without divine inspiration does not supersede a holy inspired book known as the Bible. Because naturalism cannot accept the supernatural they are in a pigeonhold with evolutionary biology.

by Satan's Puppets 17 February, 2025

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The Indian Ron Jeremy look-alike in Artesia, California who works at the 7-Eleven.

Colloquialism:

Hey it's Pimpy Fob, fresh off the boat working at Circle K! Did you mean 7-Eleven? Yea, you right. 7-Eleven! It's Pimpy Fob at register 3.

by Walter Kronkite 9 December, 2024

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Definition:

Cam Model or Porn Star

Colloquialism:

You don't have to be a Mattress Actress, but that's what you chose baby. Hahaha:). She's not a star, just a Mattress Actress. What about being a real GF instead of a Mattress Actress?

by Produce Her 26 November, 2024

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Late night at the center of town or a scary part of the city where it is low lit.

Colloquialism:

Man, I'm in Central Dark right now, walkin' fast, and avoiding the muggers here in Bogota.

by Bippin' 3 August, 2024

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A five year marriage lease with prenupt and code of conduct agreements attached in the addendum.

Colloquialism:

"Hot damn, found me a keeper! Now we roll out the 5 Year Marriage-Lease!" Ladies & Gentlemen, I give thee a new concept: The 5 Year Marriage-Lease, a renewable contract with options and bonuses based on the divorce draft rules of engagement, wifely marriage performance; fidelity, teamwork, and future partnership objectives!

by The New York Drafters 9 November, 2023

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Definition:

Dead guy who wudn't really shit.

Colloquialism:

Nipsey Hustle is dead, and yall quoting him like he was Pac. Yall is a bunch of dumb mafuckas. Half rate artist. It's just a hustle, bro.

by Shakur 29 January, 2025

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