Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

The broke asses who sex up poverty chicks.

Colloquialism:

I just had sex with a poor monger, he paid me less. Poor Mongers need to get a bankroll, the nickel and dimeing ain't workin. Pissin' me off.

by Bidness Woman 8 August, 2023

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Definition:

The mirror you look at that lies to your vanity in making your fat self look skinnier.

Colloquialism:

Bro, you don't need a Skinny Mirror you need a Fat mirror to shame you to lose weight.

by Fat Mirror 5 July, 2023

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Trickery and booting someone off the island, essentially mean to expell or remove like in the show Survivor.

Colloquialism:

I really liked Jessica, but had to blindside her for Tammy. Blindsiding happens to us all where your employer fires you for no good reason. Blindsiding is part of the show Survivor.

by Elimidate 19 September, 2023

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Definition:

Fat football player.

Colloquialism:

Fattacelli now an attorney.

by Bakeridge 5 November, 2024

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Sellers at Farmers Markets who not actually farmers.

Colloquialism:

Was at the Local Harmer's Market and the reseller vendor is not homegrown, but a wholesaler Kornneef.

by Misleading Buyers 22 August, 2024

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The bald-headed buddhists and hindu boys at their temples sacrificing to fake gods and offering prayers to the dead.

Colloquialism:

Temple Boys are at it again in Venice Beach. I do enjoy the Shaolin Temple training, but let's hope one of these Temple Boys doesn't get radicalized, and blow himself up.

by Radicalize Me 3 January, 2025

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Definition:

Primary evil guy in a movie, a corporate scandal, or flawed leader of a country.

Colloquialism:

Prime Sinister Liz Truss is absolutely the worst PM ever. Only lasted 45 days in the UK. The Chief Whip and her deputy resigned, only to be persuaded to carry on overnight.

by Power Corrupts 28 November, 2024

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Often ugly woke female college students who try to dominate college discussion forums and are totally brainwashed like Elon Musk's daughter!

Colloquialism:

Dommunists be blurting out more nonsensical crap. I never listen to them anyways.

by Sounds Good To Me? 2 September, 2023

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Definition:

Being shot in cold blood. Assassinated.

Colloquialism:

He was Kirked! You mean assassinated by a hit man? Yes, the guy got Kirked. Every year, more people get Kirked in the name of religion.

by Tyler Robinson 21 November, 2025

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Definition:

Bell Glade, Florida

Colloquialism:

High felony area outside of West Palm Beach that has signed 50 NFL players to the league.

by Anthony Carter 17 May, 2025

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