Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Ass rental game.

Colloquialism:

This ain't a game of thrones more like a Game Of Bones in Medellin.

by Buns of Fun 9 January, 2025

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A coy way of saying, "you don't know me."

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Quienes usted? Jew don't know me! Who are you? Jew don't know me the Puerto Rican guy said.

by Jewy 13 July, 2023

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Dominican 16 year old who was actually 19 signed a contract for 4 million to the minor leagues.

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How many other Dominican kids are actually 25 instead of 16. Now, I know why they look like Big Papi and Manny. :)

by Falsified Papers 3 November, 2024

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Some Italian Canadian dude.

Colloquialism:

Dipparone be doing the girls at the University of Florida.

by Got Diparroned 1 July, 2023

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A fat couple in the sheets.

Colloquialism:

Was at the gym, saw me Two Chubs In A Blanket. Was funny. The Chubs in a Blanket are slowing me down in a public accomodation violating my Civil Rights.

by Spittin' Fats! 10 October, 2025

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The most evil guys playing for the banks.

Colloquialism:

Man that's a lot of evil one board room, talk about the Sintripetal Force in that power game.

by Balaam's Donkey 9 August, 2024

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Hard times.

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Homeless chick kept asking me for money. Poortune Favors The Grave. Smelly banjo player in front of the CVS needs to take a bath. Poortune Favors The Grave.

by Alopecia 7 October, 2024

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The crazy woman who sent 159,000 texts to a guy after their first date.

Colloquialism:

Texter Sexter went to court. Her eyes look crazy. Talk about the effort. Real bad girl game 159,000 texts! Craziness.

by Needy Greedy Insane 1 February, 2025

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A demon inpersonating an alien, in Scientology's creative fiction of their false religion. He is described as a planetary ruler some 70 million years ago who brought billions of Aliens to Earth and killed them with thermonuclear weapons.

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Pretty fuckin' ridiculous how Xenu the alien became the ruler of the Earth in a religion that was created in the 1960's! You shittin' me? Xenu that demon is part of Lientology's soteriology!

by Herd Immunity 7 October, 2023

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Atheism - Agnosticism

Colloquialism:

The White Man's Religion is Atheism - Agnosticism. More dumbass whitey's trying to act smart with their YouTube channels, but in reality, they gonna hell and doing wrong.

by I Love Darwin 20 August, 2024

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