Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

Mockupedia is written by you.
Definition:

Analogy for old fat women that have broke ass suitors making lame ass low bids on that 200,000 miler ass of a worthless honda civic.

Colloquialism:

That desperado Rhonda Civic is on her last legs at over 200,000 miles, and who would want to drive that old clunker to the car show? Sho no! Not me.

by Miles 22 September, 2023

Mockupedia Logo
Definition:

A fat kid named Bobby.

Colloquialism:

Come to find out that Blobby was diagnosed with asthma, and all this time we thought he was a fat ass!

by Dauphin Island 3 August, 2024

Mockupedia Logo
Definition:

When someone has a past and is hiding their true motives.

Colloquialism:

I really love him, but I don't want him to know how many guys I've been with. Yea, I got Sinadequacies!

by Little Red Hiding Good 12 September, 2023

Mockupedia Logo
Definition:

Term for black women who fall in love with men of a lighter skin complexion because they have been conditioned by a racist and colorist society that frowns on dark skin and praises light skin.

Colloquialism:

It wasn't the sex or any of the above, it was a case of Love At First White. I dated a girl like that in college, Andrea didn't realize she had been conditioned at a young age to believe in Love At First White.

by White is Right 11 October, 2023

Mockupedia Logo
Definition:

Annual day of celebrating the curves on a woman.

Colloquialism:

Babe, it's your Ass Celebration tomorrow. I bought you new thongs, astroglide, chockers, handcuffs, spankers, edibles, doms, technofunk, and pornos.

by BDSM 9 December, 2025

Mockupedia Logo
Definition:

That Guy named Jonathan who is so fucking lazy; his rooms smells awful, he does not do his homework, and sleeps all day with bad grades in school.

Colloquialism:

Hi Class, I'm Yawnathon. I sit in the back row and like to sleep all day. That's my favorite activity.

by Yawney 2 July, 2023

Mockupedia Logo
Definition:

Doing bad!

Colloquialism:

I saw Gladiator 2, but what about all the Badiators in the world? Numidia just can't win a battle. No Gladiators here only Badiators.

by Macrinus 27 December, 2024

Mockupedia Logo
Definition:

Love covers a multitude of sins.

Colloquialism:

When they on the cover up, we be on the Lover Up a multitude of sins.

by Shelina Towns 2 January, 2025

Mockupedia Logo
Definition:

That white guy you thought was a Christian growing up but turned into an apostate Baháʼí cult follower of the new religion of science.

Colloquialism:

That's Baháʼí Brian, my old friend from high school. All this time, I thought he was a Christian, but the fool has become a science cultist in that mideast religion. Oh, yea, there's tons of Baháʼí Brian's cult groups forming in the America's. Watch out for the Baháʼí Brians!

by Apostdate 11 September, 2023

Mockupedia Logo
Definition:

Cold blooded hispanic rapist.

Colloquialism:

Ariel Castro is one sick bastard! Disgusting, evil monster for kidnapping three girls. dead giveaway. pretty lil white girl in the arms of a black man? dead giveaway. call 911 amanda berry.

by Charles Ramsey 30 December, 2025

Mockupedia Logo