Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Sexquisitives

Colloquialism:

Hold on I gotta make a Bone Call right quick and schedule a session.

by Lustony 7 November, 2025

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Someone who has enough to pay for their Cash Bail.

Colloquialism:

They have no Bailability. Just keep'em in the slammer. Can't post bail. What's their Bailability say about them?

by Bounty Hunter 24 August, 2024

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Not the female rapper. Some asian golfer chick on the LPGA.

Colloquialism:

A Lil Kim almost won but still lost.

by Xanax 28 September, 2024

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Bankrupt or Corrupt.

Colloquialism:

It's just Rupt. The whole thing is Rupt! You so bankrupt and corrupt, that's why you Rupt!

by The World Made Me This Way 29 September, 2023

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A new mothafucka that thinks he's a prophet of Satan.

Colloquialism:

This new evil bastard Abdullah Fake Messiah Hashem is one devilish false prophet. Talks a big game but there are no prophets outside those recorded in the Bible.

by True Witness 4 Christ 9 June, 2025

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The black version of Buzz Lightyear.

Colloquialism:

To infinity and blonde by Black Lightyear!

by Woody Snipes 25 August, 2024

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Blonde bombshell stripper gold digger scammer.

Colloquialism:

87 year old Howie got played by ANS.

by Open Your Eyes 2 July, 2023

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The fucking shitty favela kids that steal women's purses and people's phones in Brazil beaches.

Colloquialism:

The Phony Thieves stole that women's purse at the entrance of the JW Marriot Hotel in Copacabana. I tried to run after them, and caught one of the Phony Thieves but the damn Brasilians let him go.

by Spotting Criminals 11 August, 2023

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Definition:

The toastmaster of a comedic roast.

Colloquialism:

The MC for the roast is the Roastmaster himself Mr. Jocular Mock.

by Roasterizing 4 August, 2024

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Not the cartels, but the cops that stop you on the side of the road, try to confiscate your passport or driver license until you pay a fee.

Colloquialism:

The Hexican Crime Syndicate got me for 1000 pesos for holding my phone GPS in my hand. I really don't care about Sinaloa, more vexed about the Hex, the Hexican Crime Syndicate that stole my ID for money.

by Broken Tail Light 24 August, 2024

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