Definition:
Mormons
Colloquialism:
Mons be so white and lost in their cult.
by Cultivate Lies 14 October, 2023
Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary
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Definition:
Secret Service designed to get rid of Jeet control.
Colloquialism:
Like pesticide, Jeet Patrol assisting in the removal of smelly jeets, scammy jeets, accented jeets, drug jeets, jeet thiefs. Quick call the Jeet Patrol so we can get rid of those evil pagan heathens.
by You Dirty Pagan 1 February, 2026
Definition:
Being That Thing.
Colloquialism:
You gotta be the goodness, the greatness, the Thatness.
by Boss Moves 12 February, 2026
Definition:
A mocking way to say, "Life Insurance."
Colloquialism:
Life insurance is actually Death Insurance because you don't live to get it, you die so your benificiaries receive the policy payout.
by Dave Ramsay 1 August, 2024
Definition:
Divorce Papers
Colloquialism:
Get those Vorce Papers ready for the crash and burn at City Hall!
by Iskinder 14 August, 2024
Definition:
The white prison of hate that people of color must endure because the European oppressors still want to rule the world like Klause Hitler Schwabb and his goons from Switzerland.
Colloquialism:
I had to leave the Hatrix when I realized the Europeans are up to the same tricks.
by Coach Red Pill 15 August, 2023
Definition:
Receiving a weak foul in basketball, and being escorted off the court in a wheelchair.
Colloquialism:
There's Tony Wheelchair being escorted off the court in a wheelchair. Man, I hope he plays in the next game without his wheelchair. Nah bro, he's a Tony Wheelchair!
by Unibro 13 July, 2023
Definition:
A hypergamous B rated actress entrapping rich men in her clutches.
Colloquialism:
Meghan Darkle is the fall of western civilization as we know it. Oh, so every women tryna be Meghan Darkle 2.0.
by Prince Barry 22 January, 2025
Definition:
When dumbass women ask for a financial deposit to be their friend.
Colloquialism:
Saw a video on a guy testifying how a black woman told him he needed to pay a $500 deposit to be her friend. Talk about the entitlement? Nope, I will not be making a Friend Deposit anytime wit dese prostitute minded women.
by Women Crazy These Days 22 January, 2025
Definition:
Someone who always tries, but it’s no cigar, they just never get it nor succeed.
Colloquialism:
Jack won The Great Tryer award. Atleast he tries to make an effort.
by Effort Matters 29 June, 2023