Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Not funny sayings that heavily accented Indians, Hindus or just dumb ass Indians make that can't be worthy of applause.

Colloquialism:

Keep your fuckin' Jeet Jokes to your mafuckin self. I neber ebber want to hear notha Jeet Joke ebba gain. For crying' out loud, no more Jeet Jokes for the sake of those polytheistic pagan no talent assclowns.

by Scenty Du Barbarian Stank 7 December, 2025

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Definition:

When a gyal got nice tatas!

Colloquialism:

Hakuna Matatas! Oh dem nice Hakuna Matatas look me see eye double take, no, she me no see me.

by Dr. Djibouti 21 August, 2024

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Definition:

People who trip over their own newspaper clippings to oblivion.

Colloquialism:

Triptofan believes what they say only to realize he's walkin on ice slippin & trippin to nada.

by Baddles 26 August, 2024

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Definition:

Not committed, only have appointments with "Ho's."

Colloquialism:

I don't have committments, I got Homittments!

by Lovely Days 30 September, 2023

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Definition:

The act of plotting her round ass on a man's face.

Colloquialism:

Was at the strip club and Alex got the royal treatment with an Assination Plot from Cardi B and Stripper Z for the dollar, dollar billz yall.

by Sit ups 26 August, 2024

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Definition:

The light skinned mulatto cook working indoors instead of outdoors, more polished but still too deferential.

Colloquialism:

You'd a been workin' the fields, Nah, I'd a been just a House Nigga.

by Negrows 13 July, 2023

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Definition:

When different religions try to moralize each other with legalism, hypocrisy, and justifying their views but never getting to salvation.

Colloquialism:

Saw the first Moral Kombat, the debate between Pandit vs Imam. Saw Moral Kombat 2, was Atheist vs Agnostic and they had clue what they were talking about. Moral Kombat 3 was the Feminists vs Trandgenderists, and I couldn't figure out who was a real woman? I would say 95% of the rubbish on TV is Moral Kombat. Families need to get over their Moral Kombat and be at peace and rest.

by Sub Zero 11 August, 2024

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Definition:

A junk grade investment.

Colloquialism:

Failed developers don't sell real estate, they sell lies to get more money for their Ponzi schemes, it's called a Triple C Investment - Avoid and stay away.

by Junker Clunker 19 August, 2024

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Definition:

Staying below the standard so the Devil doesn't job your success and God allows it.

Colloquialism:

When you reach new levels there's new devils so I purposely stay under The Devil Line. He jus' crossed The Devil Line and now Mephistopheles is on unblessing his life.

by Unblessings 25 November, 2025

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Definition:

Religious fundamentalists of any Hindu denomination.

Colloquialism:

Oh shit, there goes another Rajneesh trying his best to put a Hindu spell on me. Not fuckin' happening!

by Ciao 7 September, 2023

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