Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

A marriage arrangement designed to bankrupt you at the end of the term!

Colloquialism:

Hey john , have you heard of the new investment? I just signed up to the special 25 yr term - Dollar Loss Marriaging, guaranteed to make you bankrupt! How fucking great is that?

by pronob sarker 9 July, 2023

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Women who think they can be lead Pastors.

Colloquialism:

No bitch, you not a lead Pastor, and I ain't listening to you. All yall Militant Pastorettes need to stand down! Will the real men stand up and Pastor, so these Pentalostal Pastorettes can participate in orderly worship.

by Pastorettes 14 October, 2023

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The doctor site that makes you think the worst is happening.

Colloquialism:

It's like when you got a headache, so check WebMD and find you're dying.

by Funtusticle 1 September, 2024

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The heavily accented and annoying Indian guy on Youtube who talks about alpha meditative waves.

Colloquialism:

Damn, the Alpha Meditative Hindu Guy is on YouTube again. What a scammer?

by Delta Sigma 14 January, 2025

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Hatred towards short people or people who are shorter than you.

Colloquialism:

Yea, I admit it. I got a case of Shortred! Need an injection of human growth hormone from the doctor to alleviate tall people Shortred!

by Danny Devito 24 December, 2024

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Sagat the guy on Street Fighter.

Colloquialism:

Sagat The Faggat is not my favorite avatar in the game Street Fighter.

by Ken Ryu 16 August, 2024

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Pastor Mike Bickle scandal with under age 17 year old.

Colloquialism:

White people iz funny. Yall heard about the Mike Dickle scandal? Another underage fondler! What do Mike Dickle and Robert Morris got in common? Fondling underage girls. Hahaha.

by Deeply Grieved 29 April, 2025

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Trickery and booting someone off the island, essentially mean to expell or remove like in the show Survivor.

Colloquialism:

I really liked Jessica, but had to blindside her for Tammy. Blindsiding happens to us all where your employer fires you for no good reason. Blindsiding is part of the show Survivor.

by Elimidate 19 September, 2023

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A white hacker crime syndicate headed by Kane Gamble.

Colloquialism:

Dat Cracka Kane is de real CWA (Crackas With Attitude). He's da numba one cracka!

by Dr. Dre 5 September, 2024

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Deplorable thieves who steal other people's clothes being dried on the dry line.

Colloquialism:

Aneth decided to wash her new clothes she bought at the mall and was drying them on the line, to bad Farooqi and his Dry Clothe Thieves stole her belongings. How evil?

by Thou Shalt Not Steal 18 June, 2024

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