Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Disposal income for wine, women, and song.

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Forget the trust fund for my nepo babies, spending that Lust Fund before my heirs blow my hardwork and genius on drugs, booze, and hookers. you gotta have a Lust Fund when living in amsterdam.

by Van Damme These Bitches! 31 December, 2025

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Definition:

The Can'ts.

Colloquialism:

Oh don't get me started on the can'ts from Can'tartica! Lack People from Can'tartica need to stay away from Winville. I've never heart of that place, where's Can'tartica? Dude, really? You didn't get the joke? People who can't! They the one's from Can'tartica. Can'tartica!

by Doge Coin 12 February, 2025

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The Ugly Hindu Shortstop who plays for the Fly Slop Yankees in the Stinky Tunnel World Series of Shit - Game 7 of absolute buttfunk.

Colloquialism:

Well if it ain't Parekh Jeeter stankifying his uniform, the stadium, the batting cage, the dugout, and basepaths with all that Sikh Punjabi aromatic fragrance.

by Barbarian Body Oil 14 November, 2025

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Staying below the standard so the Devil doesn't job your success and God allows it.

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When you reach new levels there's new devils so I purposely stay under The Devil Line. He jus' crossed The Devil Line and now Mephistopheles is on unblessing his life.

by Unblessings 25 November, 2025

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The Spirit of God in your life who will never leave you nor forsake you.

Colloquialism:

Christ sticks closer than a brother, that's why I love the Homie Spirit, be lookin' out for me at all times. Reggie got the dope, the crystal, and white lines, but I got the Homie Spirit.

by High Times 6 September, 2023

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Definition:

Guy who buys prostitutes 24-7!

Colloquialism:

Was at the Cosmo Hotel last week and saw Hook Master Flex at the Chandelier Bar simpin' with Final Slut Pro! Yesterday, saw Hook Master Flex thirsty at the Aria.

by No Hymen; No Diamond 4 December, 2025

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The fucking shitty favela kids that steal women's purses and people's phones in Brazil beaches.

Colloquialism:

The Phony Thieves stole that women's purse at the entrance of the JW Marriot Hotel in Copacabana. I tried to run after them, and caught one of the Phony Thieves but the damn Brasilians let him go.

by Spotting Criminals 11 August, 2023

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Definition:

Woman who slept her way to the Top.

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Scamala Devi Hari did the bedwork, now she's gonna lose in the Presidential election. Scamala Devi Hari's mother was a Hindu. I don't vote for Pagans.

by Ethnic Lies 22 July, 2024

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Derogatory term for Hindus and Sikhs. Short form for pajeet.

Colloquialism:

Jeets is stankin' up the elevator 'gain. Jeets askin' way too many question, payin' foh nuttin' askin' bad questions, waisin' tyme.

by Du Chronicle 11 November, 2025

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Definition:

Indian actress claiming racism but hates blacks. Married to a white guy.

Colloquialism:

Don't even get me started on Pajeeta Chopra? Racism? And you married to a white Bonus Brother? What the duck is this?

by Nope Nil Nada! 22 April, 2026

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